Scotch Independence - the countdown

Since we're boosting tourism, we'll be able to get some sort of enterprise allowance grant to fund some decent hydroponics or at least the lights.

Come to independent Scotland where we'll have legitimised weed and a couple of chancers feeling up the birds of the Swedish guys who have cocoad in the Cafe Del WidYe

 

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Murray's PR man just pulled a speedy

 

Aye, well, it was a bit silly of him to do that ****e in Trafalgar Sq wae Dan Snow and Jenny Colgan and aw they fudsacks.

Oh, you mean Andy Murray...

 

Andy Murray will start getting booed again at Wimbledon.

 

took him 10 years to win back Nigel as well

 

I'm sure he's worried.

 

As the debate reaches fever pitch, a Yes supporter has apparently been arrested by police outside a polling station after allegedly assaulting a unionist. Separate reports have also emerged of a blind pensioner being punched in the face for supporting a No vote.

Looks like ST finally caught up with ER

 

Why has nobody thought of the British Lions

 

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The British Lions that include players from Ireland ?

 

I wiz provoked to punch him

Ok, I asked the blind **** if he needed help, he said naw, I punched him. Easy misunderstanding. The others hitting his prone body with "Yes" placards was a bit much.

 

Heard a few jokes cracked about it already.

I'm a stoner though so naturally I don't really remember any of them.

 

What do expect, she came at me brandishing her white stick.

 

Is that allowed? Am shocked.

Anyways, who gives a **** aboot the vile Nigel game of rugger

 

Meh, just a game of chase the egg played by Tory ****s and *****s.

 

I understand.

 

You have to give them top marks for neat handwriting.

 

It's called the British and Irish lions you diddy.

 

That'll be all the money Westminster invest in their schools.