Scotch Independence - the countdown

Those hull fans are going to town on the jocks

 

Yer gonnae have to help me out, Eddie.

Ginger plook license man?

It's a belting pic of a plook, mind.

 

WHAT

A

PILE

OF

SHITE

Seriously, what an absolute steaming pile of pish

 

See what you mean

I wouldn't want to be a Jock in Hull on the 19th if the vote goes Yes...

 

Fanta
Cysts
To a
Man

 

the fiddler at the end sent me over the edge [wipes tear]

 

Aye they're giving them a proper pumping.

 

To be fair, I thought he was going for

Fanta
Zit(s)
To a
Man

but, I was wrong

 

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Yer man Spurf seems to be more Jockish than most Jocks.

Bad case of 'Stirling Syndrome'

 

Biggest own goal ever by the No vote

Lastminute.com ffs.

Independence is in the bag now.

 

South African judge warns 'Pistorius may go on coke-fuelled killing spree if Scots vote for independence.'

 

When's the Coup de grâce then?

The ***** March in Edinburgh?

 

France ready to join US in airstrikes against Stoneybridge. Salmond declares state of emergency.

 

I'd pay to watch that.

 

Now Fatso opens his fat gob and puts his foot in it.

Comparing the independence referendum to the first democratic elections held in South Africa after apartheid

What a complete fud.

They are all ****ers - No and Yes!!

 

I see the Daily Mail graphics department have already updated their maps:

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What's the point of independence if you're just going to join the EU afterwards? I'd rather replicate Iceland, Norway and Switzerland.

 

Correct.