Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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johnsonsbaby said:
I'm not offended, can't speak for jenners <ok>

It's the people who don't want it who are making a big deal out of it - anyway me and jenners are off to join rawk <laugh>
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I didn't read it as a big deal, more of a piss take. Come on, what else would you expect on here...? <laugh>
 
The last few pages have made Dave and my betting debate seem interesting in comparison.

Much more and this thread will commit hara-kiri
 
Tobes said:
The last few pages have made Dave and my betting debate seem interesting in comparison.

Much more and this thread will commit hara-kiri
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This is an LFC fans only thread so if you wouldn't mind vacating :bandit:

And sod you nozzer I'll show you my tan lines when I get back if you want <whistle>

On that note I'm outa here
Kiss kiss xx

Edit - forgot tobes was a closet red so he can stay <diva>
 
Well, I get my ego boost for the day. <ok>

At the petrol station and noticed the attendant (who had come outside) kept sneaking a look in my direction. I didn't pay much attention... but as I was leaving I glanced back and appreciated she was actually very hot... probably about 21. Perfect figure. She looked up again and caught me checking her out and gave me a welcoming smile and followed it up with a shy wave.

Made my day... <laugh> Shame I'm not single... I would definitely have followed up on that.
 
Milk said:
Well, I get my ego boost for the day. <ok>

At the petrol station and noticed the attendant (who had come outside) kept sneaking a look in my direction. I didn't pay much attention... but as I was leaving I glanced back and appreciated she was actually very hot... probably about 21. Perfect figure. She looked up again and caught me checking her out and gave me a welcoming smile and followed it up with a shy wave.

Made my day... <laugh> Shame I'm not single... I would definitely have followed up on that.
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You should have raped her over the pumps <ok>





Disclaimer: By "raped", I of course mean smoothly operated on the young lady until she was willing to sanction love making.
 
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