Scotch Independence - the countdown

Expected between 7 and 8am on the 19th. Depends on the teuchters getting their ballot boxes on the boats to the mainland.

 

You're awfully defensive about this.

What is Scotland going to do when the UK refuses to have a currency union? Use the Euro? Create their own currency? Continue to use the pound?

 

It's the teuchters that will prop up the poverty stricken Central Belt work shy malingering ****in bone idle ****s riddled with AIDS and drugs.

 

Is this still going on? All this bickering is tearing us apart, hopefully afer the referendum result we can all be pals again.

 

Why do you care?

 

No chance with the violent and aggressive Yes voters.

****in neo Nazi scum.

 

I remember that in the late 70s when thy used to take about 2 days longer to deliver the result Bloody skippers probably charging by the hour...

 

Just wondering.

 

I reckon we'll go back to using groats and guineas. Most Scots will be too young to remember them but I'm sure the Scottish Government could employ the likes of Dev and ER to educate us.

LSD will probably make a comeback too.

 

Without question. I suppose we could always just continue to use the Pound. That would work.

 

What are the views of former members of the Bay City Rollers? Their influence could swing it either way.

 

Same as the NAW mob, like Islamic Jiahdists on Angel Dust.

 

I ****ing hope not - we don't need you lot regurgitating prog rock thank you very much .

 

And you're okay with England setting the interest rates?

 

One of them's dead but to be fair I think there were about 7 or 8 members in total so that could be a goer. I for one would love to hear the views of Les McKeown.

 

Les McKeown used to be my babysitter. Thank f** he wasn't the *****phile one

 

Wouldn't bother me to be honest. It does not have to be like that though, we could have our own currency called the pound like we do now and underwtrite it ourselves if needs be.

 

And during the times he babysat you, did he ever give any indication how he would vote if a independence referendum took place?

 

I would think so - he's too busy trying to find Lord Lucan to be able to do it himself.

 

Tomorrow's Daily Express headline is going to cause a few ripples.

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