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I'm very happily married so I'll have to forego the sex and babies. I am, however, prepared to take up the Saturday morning bacon sandwiches part of your offer.

Your offer reminds me of mine and my wife's marriage agreement. We're old-fashioned, in that she doesn't do a paid job and stays at home working hard running family and rest of life. Our agreement is that, provided every time I open the relevant drawer there are clean socks and underpants in there for me, then I guarantee that every time she goes to the cashpoint there will be money in there for her. Works for us.

Vin

But are they matching pairs of socks ?
 
Not sure if posted elsewhere but this was awesome. Villareal let a sick kid come into the line up and score for them against Celtic. Great work by both teams and Uefa.

[video=youtube;EubTOGR3PWk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EubTOGR3PWk#t=248[/video]
 
Anyone who wants four children is either crazy, or has no idea what they're letting themselves in for.
 
ethically, you should have no more than two children, don't contribute to overpopulation!