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  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    I need a nice man to marry me so we can have lots of sex and babies and in return I will make him bacon sandwiches every Saturday morning. I'd say that is a good deal.
     
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  2. PompeyLapras

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    Austin Powers is always a good choice! Which one?
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    well all of them but my fave is the first one. funniest bit is when he is coming out of the deep freeze and he's getting his things and he's called Austin "danger" powers. sometimes I have been known to laugh for a good twenty minutes at that bit :eek: always have the biggest headache after!
     
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  4. PompeyLapras

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    The first one is also my favourite, though I also like Goldmember a lot. I know what you mean about getting a headache after laughing for a while though <laugh>

    Also, it's random but I like that odd song about the BBC in the credits of the first one, so bizarre!
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    guests .... sign up (or log in you creepers!)
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    the bit where he does the 5739 point turn on the little car thing in the corridor <laugh>
     
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  7. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Haha, yes! And near the end when Random Task (lol) attacks Austin and Miss Kensington in their hotel room. "Who throws a shoe?! Honestly?!" <laugh>
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    the puffy trainer powder thing!
     
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  9. PompeyLapras

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    Puffy trainer powder thing? Sorry, it's been a while since I've since the first one, so my memory's a bit hazy
     
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  10. Clem Fandango

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    like err, get a room guys.
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you jealous?

    me and lapras go way back :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

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    ya know when he is getting used to the 90's and he's watching all the videos about major historical events since he was frozen and he squeezes these trainer things and the white powder flies in his face!!!

    think you need to rewatch :)
     
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  13. Clem Fandango

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    I'm just on a wum. Spending the evening completely sober... everything's so boring.l
     
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  14. PompeyLapras

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    It's true, we do. <hug>

    Oh yes, I remember that bit now! That was amusing! You're right though, I do need to re-watch it some time
     
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    Where do I sign up? Bacon Saturdays sound good to me!
     
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  16. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Right, off to Majorca for a week. That should speed up the international break.

    See you back here for the Newcastle game!
     
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  17. saintrichie123

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    Have a nice holiday DTLW :)
     
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  18. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Enjoy. We need a nice relaxed -DTLW back for the Newcastle game.
     
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  19. Onionman

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    I'm very happily married so I'll have to forego the sex and babies. I am, however, prepared to take up the Saturday morning bacon sandwiches part of your offer.

    Your offer reminds me of mine and my wife's marriage agreement. We're old-fashioned, in that she doesn't do a paid job and stays at home working hard running family and rest of life. Our agreement is that, provided every time I open the relevant drawer there are clean socks and underpants in there for me, then I guarantee that every time she goes to the cashpoint there will be money in there for her. Works for us.

    Vin
     
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  20. fran-MLs little camera

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    I have a better deal. No sex, more babies or cooking, but every month my ex puts money in my bank account thirty years after we split #goodsolicitor
     
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