I need a nice man to marry me so we can have lots of sex and babies and in return I will make him bacon sandwiches every Saturday morning. I'd say that is a good deal.
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I need a nice man to marry me so we can have lots of sex and babies and in return I will make him bacon sandwiches every Saturday morning. I'd say that is a good deal.
well all of them but my fave is the first one. funniest bit is when he is coming out of the deep freeze and he's getting his things and he's called Austin "danger" powers. sometimes I have been known to laugh for a good twenty minutes at that bit 
always have the biggest headache after!
always have the biggest headache after!
well all of them but my fave is the first one. funniest bit is when he is coming out of the deep freeze and he's getting his things and he's called Austin "danger" powers. sometimes I have been known to laugh for a good twenty minutes at that bit
The first one is also my favourite, though I also like Goldmember a lot. I know what you mean about getting a headache after laughing for a while though
Also, it's random but I like that odd song about the BBC in the credits of the first one, so bizarre!
The first one is also my favourite, though I also like Goldmember a lot. I know what you mean about getting a headache after laughing for a while though
Also, it's random but I like that odd song about the BBC in the credits of the first one, so bizarre!
the bit where he does the 5739 point turn on the little car thing in the corridor
the bit where he does the 5739 point turn on the little car thing in the corridor
Haha, yes! And near the end when Random Task (lol) attacks Austin and Miss Kensington in their hotel room. "Who throws a shoe?! Honestly?!"
Puffy trainer powder thing? Sorry, it's been a while since I've since the first one, so my memory's a bit hazy
ya know when he is getting used to the 90's and he's watching all the videos about major historical events since he was frozen and he squeezes these trainer things and the white powder flies in his face!!!
think you need to rewatch
you jealous?
me and lapras go way back
I'm just on a wum. Spending the evening completely sober... everything's so boring.l
you jealous?
me and lapras go way back
It's true, we do.
Oh yes, I remember that bit now! That was amusing! You're right though, I do need to re-watch it some time
Right, off to Majorca for a week. That should speed up the international break.
See you back here for the Newcastle game!
See you back here for the Newcastle game!
I'm very happily married so I'll have to forego the sex and babies. I am, however, prepared to take up the Saturday morning bacon sandwiches part of your offer.
Your offer reminds me of mine and my wife's marriage agreement. We're old-fashioned, in that she doesn't do a paid job and stays at home working hard running family and rest of life. Our agreement is that, provided every time I open the relevant drawer there are clean socks and underpants in there for me, then I guarantee that every time she goes to the cashpoint there will be money in there for her. Works for us.
Vin
I have a better deal. No sex, more babies or cooking, but every month my ex puts money in my bank account thirty years after we split #goodsolicitor