ot..who has smug upset?

Early night then Gonads?

 

My mam has only just started using a mobile ffs, she's had one for years, but always had it switched of to save the battery, and only turned it on to call..wtf.

 

I'd say so, but I'm grafting tonight, so will be a power snooze 6-9, bait, shower, graft, straight home after be back in for 2. 2 is sound, I can live with that.

 

More food there i see...fatty.

 

be a 7 hour gap man, you blart.

Brother needs fed ya knar.

 

Then some dodgy take-away on the way home no doubt....there's a bit of a theme happening here....

 

Comm, when you were in the Marines did you lads do the dance of the flaming arseholes?
Whereby you roll up a newspaper, stick it between your buttocks, light it & see who can last longest.
Maybe it was just a Para thing.

 

Can you imagine if i answer this honestly, just what people would think?


So no, we never did anything so childish or potentially dangerous.

 

I do like Shawarmas mind, never actually finish it like.

Basically a chicken kebab, chips, cheese, chilli & garlic sauce served in a tortilla.

Good **** mate.

 

Tells me all I need to know lad.
Did you ever win?

 

Sounds topper, so cheesy chips with chicken, garlic and chilli. in some bread...could scran one of them right now...

 

You ****ing joking, i ain't that daft.

 

Oh they are a ****ing delight mate, the Lebenese one's are the best but they were closed. Lazy.

 

Well put it this way mate, I still haven't got much anal hair.
A bet's a bet, when ther's money on marra.

 

They've probably all ****ed of to Syria or Iraq..

I miss a kebab sometimes.....although garlic wipes me out.and i love it.

 

Roasted nuts mate.....i was keeping me tadpoles intact, didn't want to boil the poor little ****ers.

 

Lol.
Did you lads have to do milling.
We did it in P Coy.
We used to gamble like **** on the new recruits.
You never knew who you were gonna get, might have been some lad 6 stone heavier than you.
Bloody loved it man.
Plenty of money changed hands.

 

Milling, of course, plenty of times...Sometimes just for the fun of it.

Stress relief....Some reet big ****s as well...

I once brought some of the lads back to sunderland. Not the best idea i've ever had.....But they loved it.

 

Let's have a guess at what fatty Gonads will next buy from a take-away...

I'm going for a burger king whopper., and large fries.

 

Aye & none of that poncey Marquis of Queensbury ****e ****ing about.
Just get in there & twat the bastard as hard as you can, lol.
Happy days.