I'm very happily married so I'll have to forego the sex and babies. I am, however, prepared to take up the Saturday morning bacon sandwiches part of your offer.
Your offer reminds me of mine and my wife's marriage agreement. We're old-fashioned, in that she doesn't do a paid job and stays at home working hard running family and rest of life. Our agreement is that, provided every time I open the relevant drawer there are clean socks and underpants in there for me, then I guarantee that every time she goes to the cashpoint there will be money in there for her. Works for us.
Vin
**** Vin, my wife has done me like a kipper. Ours is similar to your agreement without stuff in drawers. The stuff she gets is there though

