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[fran-MLs little camera]

I cant! I feel sick. this woman was still married with two kids

It's your boyfriend who has cheated on you...she is her husband's problem. Now the one who had an affair with my husband was a friend, but I certainly wasn't going to behave badly even if she did.

 

[OddRiverOakWizards]

my prick ex boyfriend has just told me he had an affair with someone at work. he's there crying his eyes out like he's upset.

what a waste of 3 years. please someone tell me that not every bloke is a cheating ****?

Unfortunately, there is no good or bad, right or wrong in love - that is Hollywood movies. What you have to do is not think of it as three years wasted but a new opportunity to find something/one much better. Don't dwell on it, learn from it, move on and be philosophical about it. Good luck .

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

However at early twenties, I was a bit of a dickhead and thought with my dick more than I should have.

I still think with my dick. It is about the only organ in my body that works properly anymore.

My eyesight has deteriorated, I've lost control of my bladder and my bowels are heading the same way, I can't trust my memory, my nose and ears are full of hairs, my teeth are all loose and I can't read the paper without spectacles that look like the bottom of bottles, my lungs are always gasping for breath and the only thing I can really rely upon is my good old John Thomas my very best friend. Thank goodness for Viagra. Without it I would probably be in a clinic in Switzerland as we speak.

 

[Mr_Saintly]

my prick ex boyfriend has just told me he had an affair with someone at work. he's there crying his eyes out like he's upset.

what a waste of 3 years. please someone tell me that not every bloke is a cheating ****?

No, not every guy is a cheater. I've never cheated and I've actually been cheated on twice by girls, so it works both ways unfortunately. It's tough but it gets much much easier.

 

[jenthesaint1990]

to be honest I just want to beat the living **** out of something. I have long nails right now so they may as well be put to a use other than just being decorative.

 

[PompeyLapras]

No joy on the accommodation front?

I feel like I'm repeatedly banging my head about a brick wall.


And I'm really sorry about your experiences Jen, it must be a horrible feeling but I assure you not every guy is a cheating prick. There are plenty of guys out there who would never cheat on a partner.

 

[MMJ]

to be honest I just want to beat the living **** out of something. I have long nails right now so they may as well be put to a use other than just being decorative.

children are pretty defenceless, why not beat them

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

MASSIVE NEWS!!! And only moments away from my home.


http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/114...rs_in_tense_face_off_at_Shoebury_Asda/?ref=mr

 

[jenthesaint1990]

children are pretty defenceless, why not beat them

yes I will pick on one of those little year 7's that have just started at wildern. they would make an easy target.

 

[PompeyLapras]

Nah, a year 7 will just be starting senior school so they'll all be scared and shy, so it'd be a bit harsh to pick on them. Go for the one of the year 8s, they'll still be a pretty easy target

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Been out all day doing Fabley bits and bobs. She's recorded a new track which I have to say is absolutely mind-blowingly beautiful. Completely different from the other stuff but just wow. I know I'm biased and all that....

....but....

 

[TheSecondStain]

MASSIVE NEWS!!! And only moments away from my home.


http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/114...rs_in_tense_face_off_at_Shoebury_Asda/?ref=mr

Blimey, it all kicks off in Shoebury. Clearly, most of us are living in the wrong area of the world for thrills.

Is this a Shoebury that give the name to Shoeburyness..? If memory serves, that's on the East Coast too.

 

[Jose Fonte baby]

I feel like I'm repeatedly banging my head about a brick wall.


And I'm really sorry about your experiences Jen, it must be a horrible feeling but I assure you not every guy is a cheating prick. There are plenty of guys out there who would never cheat on a partner.

Get in there, PL

It's not good to use knee-jerk reactions and stereotype all boys as cheaters though.

 

[breconsaint]

I cant! I feel sick. this woman was still married with two kids

Does this mean that all women are cheating c**ts too? Sorry, bad timing!

Seriously though, just be relieved you found out now. Unlike the other woman, you weren't married. Just follow Fran's advice and keep the moral high ground.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Blimey, it all kicks off in Shoebury. Clearly, most of us are living in the wrong area of the world for thrills.

Is this a Shoebury that give the name to Shoeburyness..? If memory serves, that's on the East Coast too.

That's the one. Shoeburyness the full name but us here and around Southend call it Shoebury.

 

[TheSecondStain]

That's the one. Shoeburyness the full name but us here and around Southend call it Shoebury.

Got a feeling I went there back in the 1980's. Anywhere near Braintree..?

 

[MMJ]

Personally, I think every single person out there would cheat on their partner under a certain set of circumstances, we're all selfish bastards.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/funny-animals/animal-lover-shares-hug-giant-075111736.html

Just to put a smile on your face

 

[----HistoryRepeating----]

Remember last season, when Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic scudded a clearance over the head of Southampton's Artur Boruc after just 13 seconds of the sides' meeting at the Britannia Stadium?

Well, that astonishing goal has earned the Bosnian a place in the Guinness World Records book as the "longest goal scored in football" at a distance of 91.9 metres (301ft 6in).


D'OH

 

[PompeyLapras]

What a legend! I still remember his Premiership Debut. Pompey 3 - 1 Sunderland, one of about two non-terrible games under Paul Hart!

In other Football news, I got Forest Green promoted into the Championship! Unfortunately my best midfielder and one of my best strikers refuse to sign new contracts and are going to leave on a free. Even worse, my season transfer budget is 500k (I hate my board), but between them they're worth just under 2 million! D:

Loss of the striker isn't that bad, as I have two other great strikers. However, 2.5 million could have been good as I need new defenders, a new goalkeeper and (now) a new midfielder. *sob*