and then put him in the stocks outside loftus road and let every passer by pummel him with rotten tomatoes, plums, avocadoes and some balloons full of vomit
They'll have to beam him down from Liverpool by teleporter!! Ben Arfa to Hull..............they have done bloody well!
Craig Stack ‏@Stackyboi_86 @LoftforWords Harry Redknapp is now just one stamp away on his Niko Kranjcar loyalty card to getting the next deal for free...
Bet tony has a Lear Jet on standby at John Lennon Airport. Or has a fax machine dedicated for this deal alone.
Can't believe we didn't have more options ready for when/if Remy went. Surely they knew in their heart of hearts that someone would nab him....... we seem to be scratting about again......do we do any scouting apart from the white hart lane video archive?
Who's released the info that he's in Liverpool though, his agents? Brinkmanship! Strikes me as odd that he wouldn't be located a stone's throw from London tonight if that's where he wants to move- particularly given we've been negotiating all day.
Doesn't look like we have any scouts that can readily spot potential. Even Palarse seem better equipped in this dept.
Thing is, in football like in life, you get paid based on your previous salary. The reported £58k p/w we have offered is pretty much what he would have earned if he still played for Roma. I believe he's on more at Liverpool. Charlie signed from Burnley were he probably earned around £5k p/w. It's not fair but that's life.
