"Like a new signing for us"

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Beardsley's Rancid Sack

Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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Just when I thought we wouldn't hear these fabled words again, our manager has rolled them out, this time in connection with Papiss Cisse's forthcoming return:

Papiss Cisse will be back for the Southampton game, certainly training by then. I think he will be like a new signing for us with these players around him.
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Looks like we have our 'new' striker then. Thank Christ for that, I was getting worried for a second there. I'm just waiting for 'couldn't get him over the line' to be trotted out on next week to complete the set.
 
We won't sign anyone else that's for certain I think we are going to struggle all season
 
After the Palace game:-

'Well we tried to get a couple of targets in, but we just couldn't get them over the line. The fans will be happy though since we brought in several quality players in this window to improve the squad'
 
<laugh> You gotta love Alan.

Seriously though, if we don't sign someone then he'll need to be like a new signing. Maybe Riviere can help motivate him to find his best game coupled with having the likes of Cabella and SDJ to work with.
 
David Moyes Wife said:
<laugh> You gotta love Alan.

Seriously though, if we don't sign someone then he'll need to be like a new signing. Maybe Riviere can help motivate him to find his best game coupled with actually having the likes of Cabella and SDJ to work with.
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Er, no, I don't!

I don't know why he's got to do it. Obviously we have one, perhaps two, striker options for transfer with the obligatory derisory bid on the table. Obviously neither is likely to come off, but coming out with the like a new signing line is nothing short of embarrassing. We all know he's here, we haven't forgotten. Most of us haven't forgotten how utterly fcking sh1te Cisse has been for two solid seasons. Pardew has, it would seem. Where most fans are optimistic that Welbeck or whoever might still show up so that Papiss "Offside" Cisse is surplus to requirements, Alan decides we actually need a remind that if we don't buy anyone, we're stuck with him.
 
Windy_Mag said:
After the Palace game:-

'Well we tried to get a couple of targets in, but we just couldn't get them over the line. The fans will be happy though since we brought in several quality players in this window to improve the squad'
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Bingo, we have a winner.
 
**** no... I'd probably prefer he wasn't like a new signing, because a lot of our new signings have been ****e so far <laugh>

I didn't think Papiss could get worse <yikes>
 
No premier league teams will be signing anyone before deadline day now. Or not openly anyway. I am not as bothered about a CB as I was. But we desperately need a striker. Cisse or not. If we the cisse of last season returns he may as well not bother.
 
Roland said:
Er, no, I don't!

I don't know why he's got to do it. Obviously we have one, perhaps two, striker options for transfer with the obligatory derisory bid on the table. Obviously neither is likely to come off, but coming out with the like a new signing line is nothing short of embarrassing. We all know he's here, we haven't forgotten. Most of us haven't forgotten how utterly fcking sh1te Cisse has been for two solid seasons. Pardew has, it would seem. Where most fans are optimistic that Welbeck or whoever might still show up so that Papiss "Offside" Cisse is surplus to requirements, Alan decides we actually need a remind that if we don't buy anyone, we're stuck with him.
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Alan loves the club and its supporters which includes you. I think this playing hard to get is just sexual tension and you can't wait to pipe him. Spurs want Welbeck so I'd think that is the end of our hopes.
 
Seabass said:
No premier league teams will be signing anyone before deadline day now. Or not openly anyway. I am not as bothered about a CB as I was. But we desperately need a striker. Cisse or not. If we the cisse of last season returns he may as well not bother.
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I'm desperately disappointed you have failed to include the word "Pardewed". Hang your head in shame. Your confirmation as a true Newcastle Numpty is now questionable.
 
Freddd said:
Oh you tease.

You love to predict doom but actually think we'll do just fine. It's ok: you don't have to admit it.
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I honestly think your all in for a shock these signings are ****e mostly cabella Janmaat and de Jong are the only good ones and we've lost remy debuchy Cabaye and Ben arfa so I feel we will struggle.

You've all taken these signings the same way a starving etheopian would accept a cream cracker.

We're worse and Pardews still Pardew.
 
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