Replica shirt etiquette in Belgium.

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All my old replica shirts from 20 years ago still fit me , am I the only one who hasn't put a load of weight on ?
 
Crash Gate 9 said:
As we don't want to be seen as a set of post-Premier League newbies, can I suggest the following in respect of wearing replica shirts.

1. Only males under 16 yrs of age can wear a recently produced replica shirt.
2. Females, whilst not encouraged to attend (but might be valuable for lifts and going to the bar) CAN wear replica shirts.
2a. Females who choose to wear a replica shirt must be "healthy weight" on the BMI index. See NHS weight chart for clarification.
3. Replica shirts of a more vintage era may be worn by all*. I would suggest that the Avec shirt from 2000/01 season (and earlier) will be fine.
3a. *BMI index rules apply to all. You know who you are.
4. Any replica shirt swapping with supporters of K.S.C. Lokeren should not be tolerated under any circumstances. Quite frankly, it's childish.
5. Any replica shirts that can satisfy the above must not have personal surnames on the back. It's a little needy and it doesn't mean you are a professional footballer.

I am sure that this useful and easy guide to replica shirt wearing on Thursday will be of value to all. Please feel free to print off and give to those who don't have access to the internet. For example, people from Goole.

See you all there.
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who put you in charge of the thought police ?

by default this higher than thou **** should be rolled up and stuffed up your pius arse , if you have any room in there .


I assume you are of the Twitcher brigade

Those that gawp around the stadiums at other fans pointing , tutting and huffing at anyone who heaven forbid is out enjoying themselves.
You arn't on your own so im sure you can all Meerkat together
 
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Ding dong indeed.
 
WhittlingStick said:
who put you in charge of the thought police ?

by default this higher than thou **** should be rolled up and stuffed up your pius arse , if you have any room in there .


I assume you are of the Twitcher brigade

Those that gawp around the stadiums at other fans pointing , tutting and huffing at anyone who heaven forbid is out enjoying themselves.
You arn't on your own so im sure you can all Meerkat together
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Let us not forget that this is the guy who wished his mother-in-law had passed away.

Every time he posts he just proves what a total turd he is.
 
And he's also a turd. (Or maybe he's just a turd - and a tax-avoider too, with his home on the Isle of Man?)[/QUOTE]

That's not a nice way to talk about our site owner
 
CMPUNK said:
I really can't work out if CrashGate is a satirical comedian or a Neanderthal.
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I think he must be a Neanderthal.

I'd asked for humorous posts to be done with a different font and colour, and these are just bog standard ones.

Therefore they must be serious.

I wonder what StevensonKieran thinks?
 
Cityswall said:
Let us not forget that this is the guy who wished his mother-in-law had passed away.

Every time he posts he just proves what a total turd he is.
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I'm sorry if my posts offend your rather sensitive disposition. However, I'm not sure there's much need for personal insults. Just looking at your username...you might be a little shocked to think I know you. I thought we got on alright.
 
If they make and sell a shirt in my size, I reserve the right to wear the ****er. In fact in the light of the op, I think I will wear my full 2014 kit, even though only the socks are the right size, the shirt is more than a little tight and the shorts become embedded if left on for more than five minutes, they make my legs go so numb that I end up walking like a wooden top.

Mind you everything has to fit over my Lycra cycling kit that I put on for the Tour De France. It's in there somewhere.
 
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