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Replica shirt etiquette in Belgium.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Crash Gate 9, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. Crash Gate 9

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    As we don't want to be seen as a set of post-Premier League newbies, can I suggest the following in respect of wearing replica shirts.

    1. Only males under 16 yrs of age can wear a recently produced replica shirt.
    2. Females, whilst not encouraged to attend (but might be valuable for lifts and going to the bar) CAN wear replica shirts.
    2a. Females who choose to wear a replica shirt must be "healthy weight" on the BMI index. See NHS weight chart for clarification.
    3. Replica shirts of a more vintage era may be worn by all*. I would suggest that the Avec shirt from 2000/01 season (and earlier) will be fine.
    3a. *BMI index rules apply to all. You know who you are.
    4. Any replica shirt swapping with supporters of K.S.C. Lokeren should not be tolerated under any circumstances. Quite frankly, it's childish.
    5. Any replica shirts that can satisfy the above must not have personal surnames on the back. It's a little needy and it doesn't mean you are a professional footballer.

    I am sure that this useful and easy guide to replica shirt wearing on Thursday will be of value to all. Please feel free to print off and give to those who don't have access to the internet. For example, people from Goole.

    See you all there.
     
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  2. HCAFC (Airlie Tiger)

    HCAFC (Airlie Tiger) Well-Known Member

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    Possibly the best post in the history of the message board!
     
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  3. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    {titters and awaits 'angry' shirter flak}
     
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  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    My replica shirts from 2000 and prior won't even fit over my head. Does that mean I'm banned from wearing one full stop?
     
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Do what you like - but don't get arrested. Enjoy the outing!
     
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  6. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    No, Bob - it means your head's too fat and needs to shrink.....
     
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  7. Charlie1

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    Purely in reply of points 2 and 2a...**** right off mate. <ok>
     
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  8. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Oh Charlie.........
     
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  9. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    reminds me of the old "Women - know your rights" clips!!
     
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  10. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Yes Stuart?
     
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  11. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't mind swapping shirts with a female Lokeren fan. I am quite fond of Belgian Waffle....
     
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  12. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    He's adopting an online 'Jeremy Clarkson' type persona for a bit of sport.

    And you've adopted an online 'Jo Brand' persona.

    Unintentionally ?
     
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  13. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Belgian blue waffle?
     
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  14. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    This thread is brought to you by Condor pipe tobacco and brut.

    Brut....the essence of men.
     
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  15. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Oh Stuart.

    Yes he was obviously adopting a JC type persona (not really funny when either of them do it).

    So yes I was adopting a typical JB comeback.

    I knew you'd comment on it.

    How very Pavlovian of all of us. Woof.
     
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  16. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    I knew you'd comment on my comment on your comment.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    St Bruno surely triple h

    [video=youtube;4kVgJ1WPWv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kVgJ1WPWv4[/video]
     
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  18. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Jeremy Clarkson is funny.
     
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  19. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    Haha spot on!

    Apart from number one, because I really like this years kit an all the other tops i'm a bit larger than I used to be what with the teenage growth and all that <laugh>
     
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  20. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Ad infinitum

    Ding.
     
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