Hi boys

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I have been perving on you all for quite a while now and have decided to join this dating forum.

I am 19, a Student/lifeguard, looking for an attractive person to light up my world. I have a few of you in mind who I am hoping will come forward with a cash offer for my services.

I look forward getting to know you all.

 

[AH]

I'm cheap and easy, do I meet your requirements?

I can a gentle lover.

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

I am the exact opposite of AH. In the words of Homer Simpson with me you "strap yourself in and feel the burrrrn". Am i up to your standards

 

[Sanchin0]

I like TOM boys, they drive me on sooo hard like Vargas!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Hmmmm, it's all coming out now.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Mmm, you are all very tasty. How much?

 

[AH]

Hmmmm, it's all coming out now.

that's what she said

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

have you got any formation porn you can lend?

 

[Smudger]

Mmm, you are all very tasty. How much?

A fiver?

 

[MagpieMuzz]

that's what she said

touché

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

A fiver?

I'm worth more than that darling.

 

[Badgers Assemble]

This site is becoming more versatile each day

 

[Jose Enrique]

I am sexy but for the ladies only.

Bum funning is bad for me.

 

[Smudger]

I'm worth more than that darling.

Oh, I thought you wanted to know our prices for an evening.


My mistake.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

I am sexy but for the ladies only.

Bum funning is bad for me.

Rofl not you again.

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I am sexy but for the ladies only.

Bum funning is bad for me.

And you only know that because you got destroyed last night. Can you walk/sit yet?

 

[AH]

I'm worth more than that darling.

Wait a minute, are you paying us or are we paying you?

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Wait a minute, are you paying us or are we paying you?

Har Har Har(posh laugh)

You pay me obviously!

 

[Beatski]

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[AH]

Har Har Har(posh laugh)

You pay me obviously!

Well well well

I'm not quite sure what to say to that..

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