Referee for Liverpool vs Saints...

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Oh that is SUCH a shame Twatbeard isn't about. Let's support Clattenburg - you never know he might give us a soft pen (we might need one too...)
 
- Doing The Lambert Walk:6882783 said:
Lallana left
Mark was right
An England call-up
And he changed overnight

Not offensive enough. I preferred mine, blunt & to the point :)
 
He was right all along, he was right along, Mark Clattenberg, he was right all along

Simple, yet conveys the message :)
 
Not usually one to compose chants (as you're about to discover) but reading this thread got the following stuck in my head (to the tune of the Banana Splits opening theme):

La la lah
La la-la lah
La la lah
Lana's a c***.