Off Topic The Rep Brothel
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Guywanderer
Well-Known Member
Is this thread really still going?
Are people still giving rep?
Does it actually increase rep power/points yet?
cbra
Buck_is_leeds
Astroturfnaut
Ristlac
ACS
Agent Bruce
all recieved orange coloured rep
Now in jail
pointless points
Guywanderer
Well-Known Member
Is this thread really still going?
Are people still giving rep?
Does it actually increase rep power/points yet?
cbra
Buck_is_leeds
Astroturfnaut
Ristlac
ACS
Agent Bruce
all recieved orange coloured rep
Now in jail
More pointless points
Guywanderer
Well-Known Member
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member,
of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would
know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He simply said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home... and left it there all night.
(You gotta love Frank!)
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member,
of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would
know what he was doing!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He simply said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home... and left it there all night.
(You gotta love Frank!)
Away on Exmoor for a few day so will have a lot of catching up do at the end of the week
Wath out for wild cats.
Away on Exmoor for a few day so will have a lot of catching up do at the end of the week
training for the sas rep
Away on Exmoor for a few day so will have a lot of catching up do at the end of the week
repped
A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 140 kph, then 180kph, then suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the copper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the copper.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 140 kph, then 180kph, then suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the copper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the copper.
