Only uggos say that.
True but your wife is probably shockingly ugly.![]()
No she isn't.
But I'm sure your happy with your spunk encrusted fat belly. Must be difficult prying the duvet off yourself at tea time after a hard night chugging to STD's picture on your ceiling.
You will always be a sad lonely ****er and probably end up having the roof of your bedsit removed so the helicopter can winch your gargantuan fat torso from the disgusting soild bedding.
ER I posted a pic of myself the other day.
ER I posted a pic of myself the other day.
Your turn?...![]()

ER I posted a pic of myself the other day.
Your turn?...![]()
I didn't see your picture and have no inclination of doing so.
I shall not be posting a picture of myself on here.
You really are sad if that's what gives you your kicks. Or perhaps you like gazing lovingly into your eyes?

You're ginger!

I have dark, wavy hair, thank you very much. Combined with my gruff voice and 6ft-edness, the ladies love me.
And Tina, your hair's probably completely gone through a combination of old age, alopecia and drug abuse. <alexfergusonsalcoholism>
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