No she isn't. But I'm sure your happy with your spunk encrusted fat belly. Must be difficult prying the duvet off yourself at tea time after a hard night chugging to STD's picture on your ceiling. You will always be a sad lonely ****er and probably end up having the roof of your bedsit removed so the helicopter can winch your gargantuan fat torso from the disgusting soild bedding.
I didn't see your picture and have no inclination of doing so. I shall not be posting a picture of myself on here. You really are sad if that's what gives you your kicks. Or perhaps you like gazing lovingly into your eyes?
I have dark, wavy hair, thank you very much. Combined with my gruff voice and 6ft-edness, the ladies love me. And Tina, your hair's probably completely gone through a combination of old age, alopecia and drug abuse. <alexfergusonsalcoholism> [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]