Scotch Independence - the countdown

Yer da's got 3 arseholes.

He calls them "boyhood", "girlfriend experience" and "stitchy"

 

**** off!

 

Pud's da is voting no cos he "doesn't like the taste of muzzy jizz" and he isn't sure what currency to convert his services list intae.

 

Just to clarify my post above I meant that of those we spoke to it was 50/50 YES/NO with about 20% of the total interviewed undecided.

 

Yer maw's voting yes so that yer da packs his bags and she can move in wae that Minotaur she's been pumping for a few months.

 

Sorry my mistake I hadn't noticed LOL

 

Thanks for the clarifikashun, my maths is shot to ****, how I've managed to keep a job in finance for 10 years is beyond me.

 

As long as it doesn't involve cutting and pasting or adding signatures to the end of emails you'll be fine

 

**** off you!

 

Now I understand in finance you need to know how to add 2 & 2 and make 5 or 6 or preferbly 10000.

All is clear monacoger, you were talking finance I was talking real world.

Never mind btw all the big finance houses made the same threats about leaving when we had devolution they are still here, as thery will be after Independence in fact many will have to move to Scotland because London will no longer be the centre.

 

In other words you were speaking ****e.

 

The flaw in that logic is what happens if there is another big crash, would an independent Scotland be able to bail out someone like RBS or Lloyds who have their main offices in Edinburgh? I would think not, hence they will move their HQs to London, one would have thought anyway.

 

Anyone read the list of the 200 "celebrities" who "want you to stay"?

It's alphabetical so Aaronovich and world renown mental cat lady Frances Barber are at the top

 

ERIN you know you want to vote YES don't be scared we will all see you are OK

 

That's up there with Tarquin dismissing Live Debates after his bum chum was shafted.

 

Aye, right in the middle of Edinburgh around Leadenhall St or somewhere

Pretty sure they've got an EC postcode at least.

 

I'm pretty sure they are registered in Edinburgh as their official HQ.

 

The big crash is the very reason to get the **** away from the UK. The way an Independent Scotland would deal with it would be very different to the way the UK is handling it. The whole of Europe is in trouble the Germans are better placed because they still make things. We need to re-industrialise and there is no chance of that in the UK. Of the top 20 economys in the world 8 are small countries the size or smaller than Scotland. This give the lie to all those who talk about bigger is better.

 

There arguments are flawed and are regularly put forward by ****s and waifs.

RBS and Lloyds ran up their losses in London, they are London banks in all but name and 'head office' even though the London bank makes (and loses) all the money.

Should a once a century event happen again, as the banking crisis was, in Salmonds Socialist Republic of Scotopia, would you even want the banks bailed out? That argument is 100% bollocks. **** the banks, let them fail. The banks are too big anyway, hold too many aces and a gun to the head of the taxpayers, break them up, don't bail them out FFS.

 

You can make things without re-industrialising. All these ****s wanting to see big polluting industries back in Scotland need their ****ing heads read. That's what Asians are for FFS! We should be focusing on tech, education and science. That's where the big profits are now.

FFS!