I'm almost entirely sure it won't happen.
Saint Javier, ffs.
How hard can it be?

)On the other hand I ****ing despise footballers like him who do nothing else apart from putting the ball in the net.
I take Saintmagic's point but if we continue the pressing game under Koeman, and from the friendlies so far it seems we are, then anyone playing up top becomes the first line of defence when we haven't got possession. If, by some miracle, Chicharito did come here, tackling back and closing down, not to mention passing the ball, would have to be part of his game.
Apart from that, he can carry on scoring goals as much as he likes!
He runs his socks off across the opponents back line.