Scotch Independence - the countdown

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Knock him out, Dan.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Calm down Dave .

Why haven't I one it before? I take it you mean done it before fatboy.

Lots of reasons . Mainly I was raising a family and my work is here . Circumstances have changed though .All my kids are up and away and I am financially pretty well off . I should be able to retire in a few years time all going well.

This country is a ****hole . There maybe a chance to change it if we vote yes . If we vote No then things will only get worse imo .

I fancy Cyprus but I'm open to offers.

Rathkeale would be a lovely place for you to retire.

 

[Archers Road]

Rathkeale would be a lovely place for you to retire.

Property is nice and cheap too apparently.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Presumably because if Scotland does leave the UK then it will have an impact on everybody. We mightn't get a vote (and i agree we shouldn't) but we're entitled to an opinion on it.

Yeah me too and can we have a poll for those of us with no vote

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Rathkeale would be a lovely place for you to retire.

Nah . I won't be going anywhere theres pykies. So that rules out Ireland, Wishaw and the Isle of Man

 

[RAVENBLACK]

The thing you've got ask yourself is why is a London based newspaper and an English radio station which takes it's name from being based "in the heart of England" commissioning polls about Scottish independence?

And why not? At present we are all Britain.

Of course sneaking a saltire fleg in your hag's bag into Wimbledon is befitting of a fat baldy and arrogant immature ****wit.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Presumably because if Scotland does leave the UK then it will have an impact on everybody. We mightn't get a vote (and i agree we shouldn't) but we're entitled to an opinion on it.

Correct Dan.

There are also plenty of English here as well.

The likes of STD are obsessed with the caber tossing, haggi chasing, shortbread munching skirt wearing Neanderthals who still think we live in William Wallace's days. Ever been to Edinburgh? The land that time forgot. Step back in time to the 14th Century in quaint little Edinburgh, the Brighton of the North.

 

[Toby]

Correct Dan.

There are also plenty of English here as well.

The likes of STD are obsessed with the caber tossing, haggi chasing, shortbread munching skirt wearing Neanderthals who still think we live in William Wallace's days. Ever been to Edinburgh? The land that time forgot. Step back in time to the 14th Century in quaint little Edinburgh, the Brighton of the North.

Oi

Get to **** you senile old ****

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Correct Dan.

There are also plenty of English here as well.

The likes of STD are obsessed with the caber tossing, haggi chasing, shortbread munching skirt wearing Neanderthals who still think we live in William Wallace's days. Ever been to Edinburgh? The land that time forgot. Step back in time to the 14th Century in quaint little Edinburgh, the Brighton of the North.

Banged his head during a tree swimming session ^^^^^^

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Banged his head during a tree swimming session ^^^^^^

Must dash - Roasted cheese for tea tonight.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/article/a-big-ol-hunk-of-roasted-cheese

Aye. Try this recipe . It's deelish

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Correct Dan.

There are also plenty of English here as well.

The likes of STD are obsessed with the caber tossing, haggi chasing, shortbread munching skirt wearing Neanderthals who still think we live in William Wallace's days. Ever been to Edinburgh? The land that time forgot. Step back in time to the 14th Century in quaint little Edinburgh, the Brighton of the North.

^^^^

Lives in Aberdeen, the Birmingham of the North. Full of dicks with ridiculous accents that everyone feels embarrassed to be sharing a country with.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

That analogy doesn't stack up, man.

Birmingham has motorways and people that aren't white teuchters in it.

Aberdeen has pish A roads with hunners of roundabouts through the middle of it and 100% white teuchters.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

That analogy doesn't stack up, man.

Birmingham has motorways and people that aren't white teuchters in it.

Aberdeen has pish A roads with hunners of roundabouts through the middle of it and 100% white teuchters.

Maybe so, but they both have the worst accents in their respective countries.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Edinburgh full of drug addled aids ridden zombies with a ****ter accent.

Much like Ayrshire.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Edinburgh full of drug addled aids ridden zombies with a ****ter accent.

Much like Ayrshire.

^^^^ In English

Eedenbur foll o drog eddled ids rodden zumbies wi' a pefter eccent.

Mich leek Ershire

^^^^ In ER's Doric accent

 

[Tina.]

you two need to meet up and **** ASAP.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Back on topic FS.

Vote yes or I'll shag the lot of yeez.

 

[Tina.]

Back on topic FS.

Vote yes or I'll shag the lot of yeez.

I'm voting no

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Back on topic FS.

Vote yes or I'll shag the lot of yeez.

May as well. We'll get ****ed by Westminster if we vote No.

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