Omlettes

[Toby]

Anonymous Rangers fan gets himself noticed by posting a fairly interesting thread on a little used sports forum, revels in his 15 minutes of fame before sliding back into obscurity. I hear Spielberg is lined up to direct.

Cast TBC.

Aren't scottish people too ugly to be allowed on telly?

This film will never work...

 

[monacoger]

Anonymous Rangers fan gets himself noticed by posting a fairly interesting thread on a little used sports forum, revels in his 15 minutes of fame before sliding back into obscurity. I hear Spielberg is lined up to direct.

Cast TBC.

"Fairly interesting"???? Just because you can only put vegetables in your omelettes, don't spoil this very interesting thread for us real omeletteers!

 

[DevAdvocate]

Aren't scottish people too ugly to be allowed on telly?

This film will never work...

Aye, that why there are no Scots actors

 

[The Raging Oxter]

"Fairly interesting"???? Just because you can only put vegetables in your omelettes, don't spoil this very interesting thread for us real omeletteers!

This simply isn't true. I can use cheese and certain types of fruit so GIRFUY!

 

[Toby]

Aye, that why there are no Scots actors

They only shoot so many zombie films in a year, the poor ****s must be desperate for work

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Did you get the banana and tuna combo idea from that pizza advert with the pregnant woman in it years ago?

Correct.

Let your fingers do the walking.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Aren't scottish people too ugly to be allowed on telly?

This film will never work...

^^^

Cunt looks like Lofty out of Eastenders.

 

[DevAdvocate]

They only shoot so many zombie films in a year, the poor ****s must be desperate for work

Did ye, aye?

 

[monacoger]

Correct.

Let your fingers do the walking.

What was the advert again?

 

[monacoger]

This simply isn't true. I can use cheese and certain types of fruit so GIRFUY!

I stand corrected!

 

[RAVENBLACK]

What was the advert again?

Yellow Pages.

Subsequent to Fly Fishing by JR Hartley.

 

[monacoger]

Yellow Pages.

Subsequent to Fly Fishing by JR Hartley.

.

 

[monacoger]

I didn't have an omelette today, I had duck stir fry, but now that I am thinking, I should have put the stir fry in an omelette

 

[rogueleader]

I suspect this might be disqualified as a proper omelette - but I often shallow fry some leftover potato in oil with paprika and add this as a base to the omelette , proceeding as normal to add the other omelette ingredients atop the potato.

Worth a bash if youve never went down that road before, a bit Spanish Omelette-ish I suppose

 

[The Raging Oxter]

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Might have an proper omelette for tea.

 

[monacoger]

I suspect this might be disqualified as a proper omelette - but I often shallow fry some leftover potato in oil with paprika and add this as a base to the omelette , proceeding as normal to add the other omelette ingredients atop the potato.

Worth a bash if youve never went down that road before, a bit Spanish Omelette-ish I suppose

Because there have been so few posts on this excellent thread lately, I think it would be daft for your post to be disqualified, a couple of months ago, I would just have laughed and pointed at you for trying to put something like the above as an omelette!

 

[rogueleader]

harsh but fair

 

[monacoger]

I had 2 chicken and salad open sandwiches today, I decided against an omelette.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I had 2 chicken and salad open sandwiches today, I decided against an omelette.

I'm going to have some Tuna Mayonaisse sandwiches, I had French Toast for breakfast. What do they call it in France?

 

[Null]

I'm going to have some Tuna Mayonaisse sandwiches, I had French Toast for breakfast. What do they call it in France?

la oeof of bread