A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire
financial straits. She's desperate so she decides
to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've
lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the
lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you
forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I've always
been a good servant to You.
PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time
so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by
the Voice of God, Himself....
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire
financial straits. She's desperate so she decides
to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've
lost my business and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the
lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm
going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you
forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I've always
been a good servant to You.
PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time
so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by
the Voice of God, Himself....
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
Q - have some return rep for your efforts.