Scotch Independence - the countdown

Scotland is a new country

Should you no be away shining some gentleman farmers shoes?

 

Hmmmm all we need is a fat fascist **** like Salmond to lead us and we're away.

 

Not your hair, that's for sure.

 

Pretty much, yup.

And an obnoxious, obstreperous, hypocritical and argumentative pretentious bozo.

 

Nev's like the Samuel L Jackson character in Django Unchained. C**t's so complaisant it's unreal.

 

Not seen Django yet so I couldn't possibly comment.

maybe you could elaborate?

 

It will be as **** as every other film he has done that's for sure.

Pretentious ****in drivel.

 

No, Stephen, I wont.

 

Who's dat ****** up on dat nag?

 

couple of old beelers

 

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II are some of the best movies ever made. After that, Tarantino seems to have lost his way a bit.

Pulp Fiction is second only to Casablanca in my personal list of all time great movies.

 

Can't agree. Tarantino's films are over hyped borefests with no substance whatsoever.

 

The dialogue is cracking.

"You know what's bothering me right now? It aint the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage."

That's right up there with;

"Paris? Of course I remember Paris, The Germans wore grey, you wore blue."

 

Inglorious Basterds was fantastic, as was Django.

 

I liked Inglorious Basterds right up until the last scene where Brad Pitt says "I think this might be my masterpiece" then Written & Directed By Quentin Tarantino flashes up on screen.

What. A. Fud.

 

Inglorious Basterds had it's moments, but Brad Pitt and the actor playing the Nazi guy basically carried it. And it went on way to long.

Actually Jackie Brown was pretty good.

 

I liked both of those movies.

 

Both pish.

 

Best not get ye started on Coen Bros movies then