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Arsenal close with deals for Alexis Sanchez and Debuchy

I'd prefer they didn't have Sanchez - he's looked good whenever I've watched him for Barca
 
Alexis Sanchez is a great signing for them to be fair, like Tots said he's unproven so hopefully he'll find it hard to adapt but if I'm honest I can't see it. He's a guy that uses his speed and skill to get into the right positions and finishes a few good chances, to me he has perfect attributes to be a success in England. He also flourishes when he's the main man, as we've seen with Chile and seeing as Barca have Messi and Neymar, he'll be joining Arsenal as the star attraction (unless Ozil decides to be worth his £42m).
 
Outstanding signing for them. They are building a very good team full of exceptional talent.
Sanchez is on a different level than our toothless Spanish Donkey,
With that big German also on the way they will tear us to pieces.
They are showing us to spend money wisely .
 
Outstanding signing for them. They are building a very good team full of exceptional talent.
Sanchez is on a different level than our toothless Spanish Donkey,
With that big German also on the way they will tear us to pieces.
They are showing us to spend money wisely .

I challenge you to say something positive about Spurs by the start of the season.
 
I challenge you to say something positive about Spurs by the start of the season.

So you demand satisfaction.
A duel it is. My second the earnest Bobby Davro will allow your second the
Petite Ebeneezer Teflon Dan to pick your "Field of Honour"
"First Blood" at dawn.

A worried Sid, on a donkey , with his winkles on the Margate Rivera .
Having no luck with my "Kiss me Quick" hat
 
Some good news, Mario Mandzukic will join Atletico Madrid meaning we have Soldado for next season.
 
Some good news, Mario Mandzukic will join Atletico Madrid meaning we have Soldado for next season.

The thing with Soldado is he doesn't need a kick up the backside, he needs to get his confidence back. At least by giving him a second season, if he starts to score he'll get more confident and stop using his spare time to post bags of lion faeces to Dim Sherwood's house.
 
The thing with Soldado is he doesn't need a kick up the backside, he needs to get his confidence back. At least by giving him a second season, if he starts to score he'll get more confident and stop using his spare time to post bags of lion faeces to Dim Sherwood's house.

We better not tell Soldado that the Atletico Madrid fans started a petition against signing him.
 
So you demand satisfaction.
A duel it is. My second the earnest Bobby Davro will allow your second the
Petite Ebeneezer Teflon Dan to pick your "Field of Honour"
"First Blood" at dawn.

A worried Sid, on a donkey , with his winkles on the Margate Rivera .
Having no luck with my "Kiss me Quick" hat

Try "Kiss me Slowly."

A girl I knew won our "world's worst pickup line" contest with

"C'mon, just once. Real quick."

From my limited experience women have this strange preference for things going on for a while.