Liverpool or Tottenham

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Liverpool or Tottenham

  • 5-1 against Liverpool

  • 5-1 against Pottecham Hotspurs

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Le Tissier's Laces

Le Tissier's Laces

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You have a choice. 5-1 win against Liverpool, with twatbeard scoring an own goal (and falling over after trying a Cruyff turn). Lovren gets substituted at half time having had a torrid time trying to mark an acrobatic Pelle. Lambert scores the two Liverpool goals.

Or a 5-1 victory over Pottecham Hotspurs?
 
Le Tissier's Laces said:
You have a choice. 5-1 win against Liverpool, with twatbeard scoring an own goal (and falling over after trying a Cruyff turn). Lovren gets substituted at half time having had a torrid time trying to mark an acrobatic Pelle. Lambert scores the two Liverpool goals.Or a 5-1 victory over Pottecham Hotspurs?
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Even Rickie can't score twice when the team only score once. :p
 
No contest for me. I have a vivid picture in my head of a bemused and bewildered Pochettino standing on the touchline in despair as the Saints' fans raise the roof with a chorus of "sacked in the morning...".

Please God, let it happen.
 
Got no ill feeling towards Pochettino. Liverpool can go **** themselves.
 
RK said:
Even Rickie can't score twice when the team only score once. :p
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This is simple. We are awarded a penalty, due to Twatbeard biting Victor, and because he's such a lovely bloke, Rickie takes it, and scores, to universal applause.
 
ChilcoSaint said:
This is simple. We are awarded a penalty, due to Twatbeard biting Victor, and because he's such a lovely bloke, Rickie takes it, and scores, to universal applause.
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That would be great (illegal, but great) if we were 4-1 up in the 95th minute and got the penalty.
 
fatletiss said:
That would be great (illegal, but great) if we were 4-1 up in the 95th minute and got the penalty.
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I forgot to mention that Twatbeard gets banned for 5 seasons to set an example. Liverpool are fined £100,000,000 for buying twats.
 
Been reading up threads about t**tbeard, and there's some normally very level-headed people making t**tbeard comments about Lallana. Don't know whether any of you have thought the same, but I'm finding myself so easily sucked into this bad feeling about him. I quite happily type t**tbeard. I'll type it again, t**tbeard. It feels OK. And I think he is a t**t and wears a stupid beard. I'm OK with that and I don't think it's going to go away either.
I've got a feeling he might turn out to be Liverpool's version of Adrian Heath, for different reasons obviously. Never to be forgiven.

I'll take beating Liverpool 5-1. Rickie can score their penalty, though I will love him slightly less as a result, so he'd better watch it.

Levy will do our job on Poch. Of course, I'd like to hammer both.
 
thesecondstain said:
been reading up threads about t**tbeard, and there's some normally very level-headed people making t**tbeard comments about lallana. Don't know whether any of you have thought the same, but i'm finding myself so easily sucked into this bad feeling about him. I quite happily type t**tbeard. I'll type it again, t**tbeard. And i think he is a t**t and wears a stupid beard. And i'm ok with that and i don't think it's going to go away either.
I've got a feeling he might turn out to be liverpool's version of adrian heath, for different reasons obviously. Never to be forgiven.

I'll take beating liverpool 5-1. Rickie can score their penalty, though i will love him slightly less as a result, so he'd better watch it.

Levy will do our job on poch. Of course, i'd like to hammer both.
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you are not allowed to type that name on the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Archers Road said:
No contest for me. I have a vivid picture in my head of a bemused and bewildered Pochettino standing on the touchline in despair as the Saints' fans raise the roof with a chorus of "sacked in the morning...".

Please God, let it happen.
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I was just day dreaming about that scenario on the way to pick the kids up. The Pochettino thing makes the Hoddle one pale into insignificance. Sacked in the morning is my main dream for this year. Winning a record euromillions jackpot will have to wait
 
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