That's just got to be a euphemism of some kind.
Erm no, its a pillow
That's just got to be a euphemism of some kind.
Not you.
The fact that it's only a pillow.
You wouldn't be the first to call me mundane thats still good news
Nothing wrong with being mundane.
Ask Philip Neville.
You can give him a smack from me as well![]()
Hurry up and see the ****, then![]()


Right lads early night, im on early morn duty so must retire so can get up at 5
Wife was saying earlier she knows i going to like mu anniversary present and to get excited, im sure its L FC tickets, I'd put money on it
Hope I dont have to pretend not to be disappointed
Night all, im off to cuddle my Suarez teddy![]()

Right lads early night, im on early morn duty so must retire so can get up at 5
Wife was saying earlier she knows i going to like mu anniversary present and to get excited, im sure its L FC tickets, I'd put money on it
Hope I dont have to pretend not to be disappointed
Night all, im off to cuddle my Suarez teddy![]()
Unless she's taking you to a friendly, prepare to be disappointed, as there's no league tickets on sale yet.....

spoilsport![]()
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Maybe it was a sexual alarm clock...