Morgan's Manor - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Had my lunch and now I quite desperately need a nap. This is when drinking on a weekday comes back to bite you in the arse.

 

Mid afternoon after lunch is always the worst time.

 

No one is paying attention to me so at least I can just ditch all my work and properly slack off. I am the spitting image of my avatar right now.

 

Like your lippy.

 

I just nodded off for about 20 minutes.

 

corrected that for you Fran

 

Thanks. Makes a change from people always talking about my hair.

 

I have, quite literally, spent 40 minutes looking for the right tools and materials for a particular job. I am at the end of my tether and I have given up for today. I'm sat here with coffee and a few biscuits. Tomorrow is another day.

 

Most jobs can be done with an old knife and a bent spoon. Fact!

 

Did you get woken up by someone banging on your door and shouting: "STOP ****ING SNORING!"?

 

You're quite the yoof these days, Fran. Begun revisiting that childhood..?

Incidentally, you do know the difference between doing a job to a good standard and doing one that'll last until you walk away..?

 

Maybe you should change your name to Lord Blackbeard?

 

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My friend has a granddaughter like that...who thinks she's an employer's dream and can't see why she can't get a job. My friend finally told her the truth...You're family and I wouldn't give you a job either.

I've worked in a shop and I know that most customers are lovely, but you get about one a day who needs a smack...but you don't and that is what makes you employable.

 

what biscuits? Fig rolls? Fran loves fig rolls.

 

Olives too. If there's one thing I know about Fran, it's that she loves to get comfy on the sofa with a big plate of fig rolls and olives, and watch Game of Thrones.

 

No my mobile rang. I stopped to watch a bit of SSN while eating my left over curry goat and h next thing, the phone was ringing and it was 20 minutes later! Working from home has some benefits.

 

Eugenie's in the Wimbledon final #betterthanlaura

 

When I die that is the punishment I have lined up for me...as if being a Saints fan wasn't enough! Hey, you don't think we are all dead and in purgatory, do you?

 

Fig rolls and olives sounds like an odd combo.