Morgan's Manor - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Had my lunch and now I quite desperately need a nap. This is when drinking on a weekday comes back to bite you in the arse.
 
RK said:
Mid afternoon after lunch is always the worst time.
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No one is paying attention to me so at least I can just ditch all my work and properly slack off. I am the spitting image of my avatar right now.
 
I have, quite literally, spent 40 minutes looking for the right tools and materials for a particular job. I am at the end of my tether and I have given up for today. I'm sat here with coffee and a few biscuits. Tomorrow is another day.
 
Black said:
Had no choice. Her mate caught me smooching some other girl in a club the night before, told my girlfriend, who then confronted me. So I had to come clean. Like I say, worse than what Adam has done.
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Maybe you should change your name to Lord Blackbeard?
 
My friend has a granddaughter like that...who thinks she's an employer's dream and can't see why she can't get a job. My friend finally told her the truth...You're family and I wouldn't give you a job either.

I've worked in a shop and I know that most customers are lovely, but you get about one a day who needs a smack...but you don't and that is what makes you employable.
 
TheSecondStain said:
I have, quite literally, spent 40 minutes looking for the right tools and materials for a particular job. I am at the end of my tether and I have given up for today. I'm sat here with coffee and a few biscuits. Tomorrow is another day.
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what biscuits? Fig rolls? Fran loves fig rolls.
 
fatletiss said:
what biscuits? Fig rolls? Fran loves fig rolls.
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Olives too. If there's one thing I know about Fran, it's that she loves to get comfy on the sofa with a big plate of fig rolls and olives, and watch Game of Thrones.
 
RK said:
Did you get woken up by someone banging on your door and shouting: "STOP ****ING SNORING!"? :tongue:
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No my mobile rang. I stopped to watch a bit of SSN while eating my left over curry goat and h next thing, the phone was ringing and it was 20 minutes later! Working from home has some benefits.
 
Joe! said:
Olives too. If there's one thing I know about Fran, it's that she loves to get comfy on the sofa with a big plate of fig rolls and olives, and watch Game of Thrones.
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When I die that is the punishment I have lined up for me...as if being a Saints fan wasn't enough! Hey, you don't think we are all dead and in purgatory, do you?
 
Joe! said:
Olives too. If there's one thing I know about Fran, it's that she loves to get comfy on the sofa with a big plate of fig rolls and olives, and watch Game of Thrones.
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Fig rolls and olives sounds like an odd combo.
 
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