Irritating beards

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Which beard is more annoying?

  • Tim Howard

  • Adam Lallana

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ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius

ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius

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Tim Howard's goalkeeping has been a highlight of this World Cup for me so far. His beard, however, hasn't.

Player aside, which beard is more annoying?

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Howard's is magnificent.

Mine is slightly irritating today, actually.
 
Every so often I get the urge to shave my beard off, then when I do I remember that I was using it to hide at least 18 chins. Those are dark days.
 
This is the best beard I have seen this summer:
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Mine gets irritating just before its weekly trim. My beard envy of Moeen Ali knows no bounds.
 
fran-MLs little camera said:
Young men often grow beards to look older, but there comes a point when shaving your beard off makes you look ten years younger. Happens to me every morning :)
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Got mine when I started tending bar. It gave me a bit of extra confidence. It's not a big one; same sort of thing Lallana is going for but a bit less pathetic.
 
ChilcoSaint:6707427 said:
This is the best beard I have seen this summer:
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Mine gets irritating just before its weekly trim. My beard envy of Moeen Ali knows no bounds.
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From the nose up: young man about town.

Nose down: osama bin laden
 
I've been able to grow a beard since I was about 16. My Head of Year at school always threatened me with detention if I didn't shave. Since I left school I've grown it, feels good man.

And to answer the OP, Lallana's beard can go do one.
 
Beards are just wrong, in almost all circumstances. I understand that every male feels the need to experiment at some point in their life (I once had a rather forlorn Frank Zappa thing going on), but it pays to get this out of one's system as quickly as possible. Nothing says "look at how vain and self obsessed I am" quite so effectively as facial hair.
 
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