Room 101

Only my mother get's to call me petal my friend.

You bear that in mind.

 

Haha petal. Ffs.

You not taken your medication today Matthew?

 

You telling someone to calm down as if they're overreacting when half your posts are you losing it and telling people to **** off.

 

, will do.

 

i don't take tables Sweats.

 

They're far to big to swallow matth, stick to tablets.

 

, f uck sake, a typing error by me .

 

Stick to chairs, they taste nicer

 

Matth has swallowed bigger things than tablets in his time. Table legs no problem. Even tables

His nickname among Swansea scenesters is 'the snake'

 

When Tennis players groan when they hit the ball, does my head in.

 

haha you have said that before, in this very thread too I think. personally its half the reason I watch female tennis

 

Have you tried lying back closing your eyes and tugging on the lil fella while theyre in full flow?

It's a good relief

 

BAN ALL SHED DRAGGERS

You know what I mean, the caravan club, clogging up the roads in summer, causing miles of tailbacks, and brassing off every motorist trying to get home. Havn't these tight fisted bastards heard of Travelodge?

We need a law to ban them off the roads from 8.00 till 10 in the morning, and 4 till 8 in the evening, failing that might I suggest napalm for every caravan site?

anyone in agreement?

 

player haircuts, they annoy me.

 

So you want players not to have a top half of a head? #sick

 

I'm talking about the latest trend, go bald and have a beard and have spiky hair and lines on the side.

 

How come mine about caravans got deleted?

 

One of your mods is a Romany.

 

So you dislike certain hair styles then...

 

Yes.