Luis Suarez appreciation thread

Mis-shaped teeth...?

 

Rhino skinned victims.

 

Since he's only bitten white players, are white people thicker skinned? could be the reason why #racism

 

Another charge to add to the list.

 

You should watch more Liverpool games, you would see all the diving etc that everybody else in the country does. He has played many more than three games for different teams and there is a reason he has a world wide reputation

 

Yeah Genghis, Hitler, Pol Pot, Big Dunk, Stalin etc only managed to kill and maim millions while this dark lord can bite without even drawing blood....3 TIMES Lock him up and throw away the key

 

You should listen to your own words. If you did you would have realised this is another aspect of Suarez's game that as vastly improved since the 2012-13 season. But you stick to MOTD if you like

 

You mentioned his biting to draw penalties Diego, serial diving is not a cardinal sin, ask anyone from Young to Drogba and countless others globally, same as feigning injury.

Surely you ain't gonna say he's alone in diving and feigning injury Diego?

 

Started to answer this on the bold comment then read the rest
The only player i have seen really headbutt an opponant ended up in prison

 

You lead a sheltered life, never bit a girl or had a girl bite you without drawing blood

 

Check the last word in my comment, REPUTATION

 

Zidane?

 

He's spent the last year rectify that reputation but you've just pointed straight at diving etc

 

Yes....but we should still hang Suarez anyway right?

Glad you agree a bit of biting might not be so bad after all D Now when a girl headbutts you in the face or goes studs up into your bollocks.....that's proper kinky if you ask me.

 

Other one...Tobes's hero The one the blues worship despite doing time for rearranging various peoples faces Not that he was evil though....just a pretty normal jock fruitcase

 

Happens all the time in Kenny.

 

Not a cardinal sin at all, as you say many players from all clubs are guilty, it`s just that Suarez does it much more often and in more ways. As i said, serial cheat.

 

Was thinking Duncan Ferguson, Zidane hit his chest, not a real headbutt more of a hard shove

 

Yeah and you don't even have to pay for it these days Kinky Kenny Birds rule

 

You're letting your preconception cloud reality Diego, are you saying he doesn't get kicked to **** and has not gained as many genuine fouls and legit penalties as he gets?