Scotch Independence - the countdown

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Why do the Tories have a logo that look like it was designed by an autistic who hasn't had any sleep for days?

Boris drew it .

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Why do the Tories have a logo that look like it was designed by an autistic who hasn't had any sleep for days?

Still better than the Orange Order's expanding arsehole logo.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Why do the Tories have a logo that look like it was designed by an autistic who hasn't had any sleep for days?

I think it's TreeMendous

 

[VenomPD]

Boris drew it .

That answers every part of my question. Boris does look like an autistic who hasn't had a wink of kip in a long time.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

That answers every part of my question. Boris does look like an autistic who hasn't had a wink of kip in a long time.

And he's also allowed crayons .

 

[Ciaran]

http://m.stv.tv/news/scotland/28047...registers-as-supporter-of-referendum-no-vote/

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

http://m.stv.tv/news/scotland/28047...registers-as-supporter-of-referendum-no-vote/

Only a Pykie would highlight such trivialities . Keyrungs finger on the pulse .

 

[stopmeandslapme]

The Continental Shelf Act 1964 and the Continental Shelf (Jurisdiction) Order 1968 defines the UK North Sea maritime area to the north of latitude 55 degrees north as being under the jurisdiction of Scots law[6] meaning that 90% of the UK's oil resources were under Scottish jurisdiction.

From puds link.

Yeah...but...what if the continental shelf shifts due to a reverse of the earth's magnetic polarity? Eh? Didn't think of that did ya?

 

[gas]

If we want the oil we'll just take it!

What are them ****s gonna do about it.

 

[Mick]

If we want the oil we'll just take it!

What are them ****s gonna do about it.

Nuclear subs in the Clyde

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

If we want the oil we'll just take it!

What are them ****s gonna do about it.

Kick **** outa yees .

Jist like we've always dun .

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Kick **** outa yees .

Jist like we've always dun .

They might send the helicopters in though and you central belters will all be in the pub pished as per.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

We could take the scotch easy as: ban methadone.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

They might send the helicopters in though and you central belters will all be in the pub pished as per.

That's cos we know the ****s in the helicopters are Nigels or treacherous Nigel sympathisers like you .

So, No need to rush wur pint . We shall just wait till your oiless arses run out of petrol and then rape yees when yer forced to land .

Chop up the chopper and straight to the scrappies .

Yoos ****s are f**ked

 

[RAVENBLACK]

That's cos we know the ****s in the helicopters are Nigels or treacherous Nigel sympathisers like you .

So, No need to rush wur pint . We shall just wait till your oiless arses run out of petrol and then rape yees when yer forced to land .

Chop up the chopper and straight to the scrappies .

Yoos ****s are f**ked

What a fanny

Chopper alert!!

 

[Ciaran]

Kick f**k outa yees .

Jist like we've always dun .

You ****s haven't fired an arrow in anger in centuries FFS.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

You ****s haven't fired an arrow in anger in decades FFS.

Ffs Keyrung ! Have you ever had a night out in Wishaw ?

Obviously not

 

[Ciaran]

Ffs Keyrung ! Have you ever had a night out in Wishaw ?

Obviously not

You ****s haven't the bollocks you were born with, subservient ****s.

The vote will be NO.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

You ****s haven't the bollocks you were born with, subservient w**ks.

The vote will be NO.

Ach well , least we will have saved a fortune not having to tidy up blown up Ford Cortinas and unfortunate citizenry eh

 

[Ciaran]

Ach wel,l least we will have saved a fortune not having to tidy up blown up Ford Cortinas and unfortunate citizenry eh

Nae broken eggs nae omelettes