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The world cup thread

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, May 25, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's a sack of ****. You boys ****ed up badly <whistle>
     
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    Oh **** off <laugh>
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
    He cost less than Andy Carroll <ok> ;)
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And Fernando Torres <laugh>
     
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    Predictions then?

    I'm going for the (wildly optimistic) scoreline of England 3 Uruguay 1, with Rooney scoring twice.


    For Suarez to be carried off with a ruptured knee is beyond my hopes I suppose.
     
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  6. Matth_2014

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    Spain went to Brazil for 5 oranges and 2 chilies!
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

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    Not one of Routemasters FC Strikers in the world cup, got a shot on target.

    The curse continues <laugh>
     
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    Englishland 1 (rooney) Uruguay 3 (rat face)
     
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    Luis Suarez starts for Uruguay.
     
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    England XI to face Uruguay: Hart; G. Johnson, Cahill, Jagielka, Baines; J. Henderson, Gerrard; Sterling, Rooney, Welbeck; Sturridge.
     
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    Alan Hansen on Wayne Rooney: "His weight is all over the place."

    What's that got to do with anything ?
     
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    Hanson is a dumb Scotch
     
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  15. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    If he's above optimum weight and isn't fit he's unlikely to be as effective. Fairly obvious?
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

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    And what does Hanson know about Roo's ideal weight?
     
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  18. Chief

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    Or rather it's not consistent.

    He fluctuates between a bit porky and in shape.
    Which means his eating and fitness regimes are not balanced.
     
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    He is always the same shape
     
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  20. Chief

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    You reckon?
    I wouldn't say that, although during the season he is.
    He gets a bit out of shape during summer or when injured.
     
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