Scotch Independence - the countdown

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Is that Venom's new brief?

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

that's pure real

 

[DevAdvocate]

Seems legit because according to some even a trained monkey could join the ARmy.

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Seems legit because according to some even a trained monkey could join the ARmy.

That's an ape not a monkey

 

[RAVENBLACK]

That's an ape not a monkey

Difficult to tell, they all look the same.

 

[Gambol]

That's an ape not a monkey

That's a chimpanzee.

 

[Toby]

That's a chimpanzee.

Calling Trev a chimpanzee is a bit harsh on chimpanzees.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Calling Trev a chimpanzee is a bit harsh on chimpanzees.

**** off and die you unfunny ****.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I think ER fancies you Toby. I warned you not to post your picture.

 

[Toby]

I think ER fancies you Toby. I warned you not to post your picture.

It makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth every time I realise it

 

[VenomPD]

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2014/jun/18/aberdeen-oil-city-boom-bust-millionaires-unemployment

Mostly utter ****e, plus they quoted that useless fanny Barney Crockett.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Here, ST, how much influence in Holyrood do you actually have?

I'm only asking because I would really like to be an attache at one of our new Embassies

Bora Bora, Seychelles or anywhere where the women have big tits and loose morals suits me (i.e not a burkha country).

Cheers.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Trinidad and Tobago would be decent as well.

I'd have a secretarial staff entirely made up of big bouncing booties.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

All the good ones are taken. All we have left is Chad, Ireland, Guatemala and Sierra Leone (we're waiting on Bealy getting back to us for the role of chief bongo banger).

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I think ER fancies you Toby. I warned you not to post your picture.

You and Toby are the gay brothers in arms on here sonny.

 

[VenomPD]

The Gay Brothers-in-Arms.

Weren't they a ****ty Belgian trance duo from the early 90's?

 

[RAVENBLACK]

The Gay Brothers-in-Arms.

Weren't they a ****ty Belgian trance duo from the early 90's?

Yup ST was 43 and Toby was 12.

The rest as they say is history.