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Quiet Friday?

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  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Bloody Hell.

    Nowt much happening is there?
     
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  2. bonnybobbypark

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  3. Bizarreknives

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    I've just had a delicious curried beef soup for lunch !
     
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  4. bonnybobbypark

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    Greggs cheese savoury stottie

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  5. DaveySAFC

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    No not really. Nearly finished work for the week and I'm travelling up to the North East to have a nice weekend (I hope)
     
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  6. murray out

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    steak and homemade chips for me like
     
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  7. Bizarreknives

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    Very jealous
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Chicken Piri Piri on a baguette pour moi (with extra chilli :p)
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Fried egg sarnie with brown sauce.
     
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  10. MackemsRule

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    Quiet morning like, back to the hospital to have the stent removed.

    Doctor "you may feel a little prick in your little prick!" as he stuck the anaesthetic in.

    Camera shoved down my bell end, then watching it all on screen. (While trying not to look at the rather attractive nurse. )
    Doctor saying this may be a bit uncomfortable as he started to extract the stent.
    Uncomfortable! He was ripping my insides out through my cock!
    The nurse saying "There there soon be over"
    Me wanting to tell them both to **** off and die.
    I left dents in the beds steel frame with my fingers.

    Back home hours later no pain pissing and have just poured the first of many malts today. <ok>

    Aye quiet Friday. :)
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    That brought tears to my eyes, MackemsRule.

    Ouch!
     
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  12. bonnybobbypark

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    I once had the camera up the jap's.

    That didn't hurt, it was the sound crew that went in with it!

    I'm here all week

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  13. MackemsRule

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    Camera wasn't to bad, it was what came after lost me half my tongue. :)
     
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  14. murray out

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    are you telling everyone you've got a little prick then, or was that just the doctor's opinion?
     
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  15. bonnybobbypark

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    Seriously, when I had it done they gasve me my time and told me to drink as much water as possible about an hour before so my bladder would be nice and full for the camera.

    So I did. I drank about 4 litres of the godawful stuff.

    They were 2 hours late seeing me.

    Probably did it on purpose.

    x
     
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  16. Dorset

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    Well I was going to have a sausage sandwich, but I don't think I'll bother now :(
     
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  17. MackemsRule

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    Didn't want to blow my own trumpet mate. (Not having tried haha)
    So was being self deprecating.
    The doctors actual comment was "well we wouldn't have had a problem getting an old VHS camera up that magnificent specimen." <ok>

    :p
     
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  18. murray out

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. bonnybobbypark

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    MackemsRule. I believe you, because I AM that doctor.

    Now. Whose the biggest liar!!!!!!!!!!!

    x
     
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  20. MackemsRule

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    BartonsTash. <ok>
     
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