Opening match drinking game:
* Whenever Pele is seen on screen, take a drink
* Whenever there's mention of the 1970 Brazil team, take a drink
* Whenever the phrase "the beautiful game" is used, take a drink
* Every time the commentators mention the samba, take a drink
* Whenever the camera cuts to a Brazilian girl in the crowd wearing not very much, take a drink
* Whenever the commentators prefix an of the players' names by mentioning the Premier League club they play(ed) for, take a drink
* When you need a drink to get through Brazil's hideous national anthem, take a drink
* Any time the commentators remember that Croatia are also playing, take a drink
* Any time the commentators complain about the pitch for England's game on Saturday, take a drink
* Every time you are reminded that ITV's commentators and pundits are bloody awful...actually, better not, you'll be dead by kick-off