Chants/Songs past present and future.

Got to thinking this morning about some of my favourite chants from City. I started going p/t aged 8 in 1993, full time in 1995/96 when we dropped into Div3 and I can still do (most) of the words to Common Dolan but I reckon the best ones from recent years were the ones that surfaced when the Kempton reopened (oh Alexander, lend me your sander!!).

I can't claim to be a regular anymore, I live in Brum and I can't afford more than 4 or 5 home games a season but we haven't had any belters for a while - one came to me today however. Drawing on the Elvis theme how about "Suspicious Minds"? It might be a bit too subversive to get the west stand singing though.

Any others?

 

The best one from that era was:

**** off Terry D
You took us to Division 3
You're a, **** football manager
and so is Jeff Lee..eeeeeeee

 

We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen
and it's Hull City, HULL CITY FC.

 

My old man, said be a rugby fan, I said f uck off, boll ocks youre a cu nt

 

OHHH Jamie Woooood,
Yes he's very very gooooood,
He does everything he shoould
And he makes me pull my pud OHHH JAMIEEE WOOOOOD!!!

 

We are Hull City- since 1904

 

Neil Mann Mann Mann!

 

In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through the streets broad and narrow
Singing de-de-de-de-de, de-de-de-de CITY !

Tip toe through the Kempton
With yer boots off
Get yer 'eads kicked in
So tip toe through the Kempton with me


Waggy, Waggy, Waggy, Oi, Oi, Oi.

 

Where’s Rob Dewhurst?

Hoof! There he is.

 

Andy hhhoooolllllttttt, Andy Andy Andy hoooolllt, Andy Andy Andy hooolllt, oh Andy Holt. .. repeat x 10 until the next throw in. ...

 

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Big song in the 70s to the above melody

"A ---- ---- fan got off the train
LOOP DI LOOP DI LOOP
I hit him with my ball and chain
LOOP DI LOOP DI LOOP
He had a knife I had a gun
LOOP DI LOOP DI LOOP
You should have seen the bastard run*

(* Of course people didn't attend football with ball and chains round their ankles nor carry guns)

 

Version 2.

 

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I hear the sound of distant bums
Over there over there
And if they come...
.....we'll ammer em

 

You're going home like Sandy Richardson.

 

Nobody pushed him around.

 

Future song: You're just a satellite moon of Neptune

 

You two will be getting told off.

 

Dur-dur-de-dur dur-de-dur-de-dur-de-dur! Ooh!

 

One of the worst was 'Julian, Julian' about Julian Jonsson.

 

Aye aye aye aye Mckecknie is better than Yashin
Waggy is better than Eusabio
And Watford (or whoever city were playing that day) are in for a thrashing