Does anyone remember it ever being so cold? I can't even sleep at night because of it! [video=youtube;uSBrQxWZ5sY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSBrQxWZ5sY&feature=related[/video]
I'd push my thumbs down her eye sockets until she screamed no more... Ahem, anyhoo. I do remember it being exceedingly one winter. I think the wind chill factor made it worse the. I just hope a wind doesn't decide to pick up!
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Due to my spare time activities being press ups, running and ****ing, I'm always warm, therefore will be offering my temple of a body to any birds that just cant take any more of the cold. During the hug they will feel a throbbing monster press against their clunge area. In return for my services they must give it a tug. Thats the deal.
