Plan B

I say we just go the whole hog and sign Jesus, just before the match turn the water in the other team's bodies into wine so they are ****faced for the match, and win!

 

Tore us apart when he came on in the second half in the last home game where Wolves beat us 3-1, could be expensive though, anything around £7 million I would go for it.

 

Plus I want an actual left footed winger!

 

maybe richardson has his mind on other things

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Her name is Natalie Suliman...hhmmm

 

Can she play on the left wing?

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49,000 every week if she can!

 

No wonder he's been off colour.

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Damn came in expecting an actual "Plan B"

And find "Plan 9 From Outer Space!"

Richardson's finger is firmly super glued in place.

 

He will look round the squad and think "bloody hell, this is my last chance"

Or he will screw up.

I hope its the former.

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Now there's a better prospect than Nzog, Dutch get on with the Ming as hes a Dutch speaker, young ,fast skillful an a future international.

 

He's already a Dutch International, and has done very well on the international scene. He wouldnt cost that much more than the Zog, as he was sold to HSV back in 09 for about 9.5m Euros, and could prob get him for 10million pounds. His wages wouldn't be expesive either I dont think as he is in the German league, and i know there they have more financial constraints than the EPL.

If we seriously wanted to show intent of direction.. we can't go wrong with this lad. Wickham would surely love to play alongside Gyan, Sess and this guy - screw Liverpool!

 

Few problems there Jersey, the "Catholic" church was invented after his singalong with Eric Idle.
So no guarantee he's a left footer. no matter what his Popiness says.

And he would be busting the ball every time he went for a header.

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Balasz Dzudzak is the best left wing prospect out there.

I personally think to buy Kranjkare and balance the left side with a natural left back overlapping Sess is the way to go on it.

 

He unfortunately signed for some Russian club a few weeks ago. Would have been good to go in a have a bid for him aswell

 

If we managed to sign him that would be great, but tbh I couldn't see that happening. Jarvis, I say.

 

"The younger generation of Sunderland fans will not be too familiar with the left wing concept"

awww this makes me sad, as i can remember some of our wing wizzards so that means I can't class myself as the younger generation anymore.

 

Your user name says it all, mate!!

 

It scares me that a whole generation of fans think Daryl Murphy was the lowest Sunderland could sink for a player. I'm still trying to blot out the early nineties.

 

And we got to a Cup Final, so believe me there's been far worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And we idolised the players who got us there, despite the fact we were rubbish!