Dude, I've been with her 14 years. It's all we did. And she's constipated. Which reminds me, if anyone has one of those little spoons you got with Cadbury's Egg and Spoon it would be greatly appreciated.
Compared to the Jocks' 0 World Cup game wins in 32 years... What is the record again? Most appearances at World Cups without getting past the Group Stage?
Why does Brady insist on posting on England threads with the sole intent of winding us up? Do yourself, and us, a favour and pipe down.
It would make sense if he supported a nation better than England. But he supports a team that is on a par with Andorra.
Welbeck is apparently starting out wide over players who are ****ing good such as Sterling and Chamberlain. Woy you stupid ****.
And they've resorted to picking English lads who aren't anywhere good enough for England. Boyd, Morrison and Bardsley, are there any more?