Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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No confusion here, even for you. It is Saturday so if you've gone to work, get up and leave!!!

done that before on a ruddy sunday, luckily had only just left home before i realized <doh> only losed my lie in luckliy and not going to work then realized what a cock i am lol.

what's the joke about saturday then, its batarding friday!!
 
done that before on a ruddy sunday, luckily had only just left home before i realized <doh> only losed my lie in luckliy and not going to work then realized what a cock i am lol.

what's the joke about saturday then, its batarding friday!!

Gez is a lazy batard, obviously!

His Mon was Wed and yesterday was his Fri. Basically worked Wed and Thurs the lazy batard!
 
done that before on a ruddy sunday, luckily had only just left home before i realized <doh> only losed my lie in luckliy and not going to work then realized what a cock i am lol.

what's the joke about saturday then, its batarding friday!!

When I was a kid, I never used an alarm tog et up. My parents always woke me. But because I'm a light sleeper, I always woke up due to hearing them walking on the landing. One time I heard them moving so thought (for some reason) I surprise them by being ready by the time they came into my room to wake me. I was fully dressed in my uniform before looking at the clock; it was very early morning and they'd just got in from the ruddy pub! <laugh>

Saturday = I'm off work <ok>
 
When I was a kid, I never used an alarm tog et up. My parents always woke me. But because I'm a light sleeper, I always woke up due to hearing them walking on the landing. One time I heard them moving so thought (for some reason) I surprise them by being ready by the time they came into my room to wake me. I was fully dressed in my uniform before looking at the clock; it was very early morning and they'd just got in from the ruddy pub! <laugh>

Saturday = I'm off work <ok>


Bet they wondered what they'd been drinking <laugh>

I used to sleep walk really badly

Couple of standout times were sleep walking to my grans who lived a couple of mins away, in the snow bare footed and then telling her my mums left me and gone to the pub.
Once in Blackpool with an ex where I let myself out the B&B in just my boxers and I only remember coming back and being shouted at by the owner as it was 4 am and I was banging on the door.

Another time I cant say as I will have the piss severely taken <ok>
 
Bet they wondered what they'd been drinking <laugh>

I used to sleep walk really badly

Couple of standout times were sleep walking to my grans who lived a couple of mins away, in the snow bare footed and then telling her my mums left me and gone to the pub.
Once in Blackpool with an ex where I let myself out the B&B in just my boxers and I only remember coming back and being shouted at by the owner as it was 4 am and I was banging on the door.

Another time I cant say as I will have the piss severely taken <ok>

I quickly got undressed and back in bed before they saw me <laugh>