done that before on a ruddy sunday, luckily had only just left home before i realized only losed my lie in luckliy and not going to work then realized what a cock i am lol. what's the joke about saturday then, its batarding friday!!
Gez is a lazy batard, obviously! His Mon was Wed and yesterday was his Fri. Basically worked Wed and Thurs the lazy batard!
When I was a kid, I never used an alarm tog et up. My parents always woke me. But because I'm a light sleeper, I always woke up due to hearing them walking on the landing. One time I heard them moving so thought (for some reason) I surprise them by being ready by the time they came into my room to wake me. I was fully dressed in my uniform before looking at the clock; it was very early morning and they'd just got in from the ruddy pub! Saturday = I'm off work
Bet they wondered what they'd been drinking I used to sleep walk really badly Couple of standout times were sleep walking to my grans who lived a couple of mins away, in the snow bare footed and then telling her my mums left me and gone to the pub. Once in Blackpool with an ex where I let myself out the B&B in just my boxers and I only remember coming back and being shouted at by the owner as it was 4 am and I was banging on the door. Another time I cant say as I will have the piss severely taken
