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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Must spread fella
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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  4. kiwiqpr

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    A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:







    Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet..


    Inspector :-What is her height ?


    Husband:-I never checked.


    Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.


    Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.


    Inspector :-Color of eyes ?


    Husband :-Never noticed.


    Inspector :-Color of hair ?


    Husband :-Changes according to season.


    Inspector :-What was she wearing?


    Husband :Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.


    Inspector :-Was she driving?


    Husband :-yes.


    Inspector :-tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . .. .

    Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...


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    Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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  6. Is Vic there?

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  7. Guywanderer

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    Staying in the football league rep
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Rep for MMS <ok>
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    Rep for Diego
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Ouch, sorry ACS seem to have given you neg instead of plus.

    Anyybody with any rep to spare help me out and give ACS some + rep. <cheers>
     
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  14. Busy Being Headhunted

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    reppppp
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

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    dealt to acs with some spare rep
     
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  16. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Some back for you. <ok>
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    And returned.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Cheers kiwi, I'll give you some back asap.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

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    seems your fat fingers hit neg rep for me too ab
     
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