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[Albert's Chip Shop]

Minimal rep has been spread, if i don`t come on here i find very few worthy of rep so most on here are on blocked list

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

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Must spread fella

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

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[kiwiqpr]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:







Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet..


Inspector :-What is her height ?


Husband:-I never checked.


Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.


Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.


Inspector :-Color of eyes ?


Husband :-Never noticed.


Inspector :-Color of hair ?


Husband :-Changes according to season.


Inspector :-What was she wearing?


Husband :Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.


Inspector :-Was she driving?


Husband :-yes.


Inspector :-tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . .. .

Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...


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Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:







Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet..


Inspector :-What is her height ?


Husband:-I never checked.


Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.


Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.


Inspector :-Color of eyes ?


Husband :-Never noticed.


Inspector :-Color of hair ?


Husband :-Changes according to season.


Inspector :-What was she wearing?


Husband :Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.


Inspector :-Was she driving?


Husband :-yes.


Inspector :-tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . .. .

Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...


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Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

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[Is Vic there?]

repped

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[Guywanderer]

Must spread fella

Staying in the football league rep

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Staying in the football league rep

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

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[Wooperts_duck]

I received this comment and a red card from this poster.

21/04/2014 10:41 PM
The Funkadelic Phallus
Thread: Pride Restored
Ha ha! Child molester!

Moderators- How do I delete it please?

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[Wooperts_duck]

Minimal rep has been spread, if i don`t come on here i find very few worthy of rep so most on here are on blocked list

Rep for Diego

 

[Agent Bruce]

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They
> >bag six.
> >
> >
> >As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot
> >says "The plane can only take four of those."
> >
> >
> >The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let
> >us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."
> >
> >
> >Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even
> >with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes
> >and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
> >
> >
> >A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks Mick,
> >"Any idea where we are?"
> >
> >
> >"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." Says Mick.

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[Agent Bruce]

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Ouch, sorry ACS seem to have given you neg instead of plus.

Anyybody with any rep to spare help me out and give ACS some + rep.

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Staying in the football league rep

Minimal rep has been spread, if i don`t come on here i find very few worthy of rep so most on here are on blocked list

Cheers kiwi. So Agent Bruce is by far the biggest tart of all.

Scratches Obi and kiwi off the rep list.

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.


The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their cart.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.


"They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans" he replies.


"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.


A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.


"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.


"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.


Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price."

The hospital hopes to bring him out of his coma soon

repped

Hoops. You can have some lovely rep too...

Morning lads, rep for all the above. If you aren't included its because it wouldnt let me

Hello sweetheart, it remembered that I repped you yesterday, how is that possible?

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[kiwiqpr]

Ouch, sorry ACS seem to have given you neg instead of plus.

Anyybody with any rep to spare help me out and give ACS some + rep.

dealt to acs with some spare rep

 

[lamby]

Rep

Rep for MMS

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repped

 

[Agent Bruce]

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Some back for you.

 

[Agent Bruce]

repped

And returned.

 

[Agent Bruce]

dealt to acs with some spare rep

Cheers kiwi, I'll give you some back asap.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Ouch, sorry ACS seem to have given you neg instead of plus.

Anyybody with any rep to spare help me out and give ACS some + rep.

seems your fat fingers hit neg rep for me too ab