Jennifer walked up to a group of men at a STUTTER CONVENTION. "I will give a guy a blowjob who can say where he is from without stuttering". The 1st guy approaches " D-D-D-D-Deby" 2nd... "Y-Y-Y-Y-York" 3rd...."London.." so she gives him a blowjob, and when she is finished, he says "-d-derry"
Got to spread for you smhbcfc. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to smhbcfc again.
Ten a day,you must have handed too much out earlier. You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.."