Stag Do Stories

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Magic Laudrup 11

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I had my stag do at the weekend there in Liverpool, and I'm pretty much a broken man now.

Anyway, what kind of things happened on all your stag do's? I almost choked on a strippers massive nipples, and licked whipped cream from her crack :emoticon-0103-cool: Can't remember anything after 10pm on Friday night, but managed to last until 4.30am. Some pictures of me on some club facebook pages that any detective could find no bother (dev).
 
Funnily enough i've been invited to a Staggie in Liverpool next month, I won't be going though as it's only 3 weeks before I go away on my next Maddie hunt and I can't afford upwards of £250 on a Stag do.

True story
 
Best one I can recall was Amsterdam, five days and my entire nutritional intake was one very small pancake. Met Harrison Ford. Told him " Mosquito Coast " was ****e. On the trip back the air stewardess came up to my mate and asked him if he needed "a glass of water ... or, maybe medical attention ". Picked up the jacket at the airport that I lost on my way there. Home to finish off the several grams that had been unwittingly carried through customs in another chums shirt pocket
 
Funnily enough i've been invited to a Staggie in Liverpool next month, I won't be going though as it's only 3 weeks before I go away on my next Maddie hunt and I can't afford upwards of £250 on a Stag do.

True story

Shame, as apart from the mopey ****s that live there, it is brilliant. We rented out an apartment block which worked out at about 70 each for the weekend.

My mate who booked the stripper done so without seeing any pictures of her......booked her purely on her nice voice <doh> She was very nice, apart from having very fake tits.

http://www.fantasystrip.co.uk/product/female-stripper-manchester-megan/
 
Best one I can recall was Amsterdam, five days and my entire nutritional intake was one very small pancake. Met Harrison Ford. Told him " Mosquito Coast " was ****e. On the trip back the air stewardess came up to my mate and asked him if he needed "a glass of water ... or, maybe medical attention ". Picked up the jacket at the airport that I lost on my way there. Home to finish off the several grams that had been unwittingly carried through customs in another chums shirt pocket

I've never been to Amsterdam, but one of my mates had his stag do there. Went to the bananabar and hasn't stopped smiling since.