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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Not looking to pick a fight, just responding to comments made. If you bothered to read you'd see that I had a perfectly reasonable discussion with your Spanish Spud.
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Oi!...less of the spud, mouser...;)
     
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  3. Certain Mousers are forgetting that this thread is not about 'Pool. So, whether 'Pool does better than us (as it has done for this one season), or worse than us (as it has done for the last 4), is neither here nor there.

    No.

    This thread is about the Mouser.

    More importantly, it is about the Mouser delusion.

    Please understand this. I have said it many, many times before.

    Think about it.

    For the entire Summer, us normal fans are going to have to suffer the Mousers jumping up and down, shouting about how they are now the Kings of Europe (even though they are not even the kings of England), and lording it over us Yids.

    However, next season, this is what will happen:-

    (a) 'Pool will be dumped out of the CL off the back of some of the most embarrassing results ever witnessed in Euro footy
    (b) Having stretched themselves too thinly in the CL, 'Pool will be an embarrassment in the EPL
    (c) United will strengthen and regain their rightful place at the "Top 4" table
    (d) Chavs will strengthen under The Smug One, and look to compete with £ity for top dog spot
    (e) £ity will continue to be £ity
    (f) Arsenal, under and proper manager, will regain their rightful place at the "Top 4" table

    All of this will leave 'Pool scrapping for 5th against us, Everton, and Toon.

    In other words, it will be "business as usual."

    In the meantime, this thread will continue its sole mission in holding up the mirror (the only viable mirror on this entire site) to Mouser delusion.

    I rest my case.
     
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  4. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Arsenal regain their 'rightful place'? <laugh> it must have hurt you to write that HIAG! The sacrifices you make in your crusade to wum us
     
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  5. Regular readers of this thread will know that I do not wum on here. That is not the purpose of this thread, and I am hurt that anyone should believe that I do wum.

    No. This thread is a service, offered to the Not606 site, to aid Mousers to escape the horror of their delusion.

    Yes, it does hurt me to believe that Arsenal will regain their rightful at the "Top 4" table under a new and improved manager. I do not make that statement lightly.

    However, I also believe that us, under Gaal, will regain our poise and push on. Our current appalling form is one of the reasons why you Mousers have been able to crow so loudly. No way should we have opened the door for you, to an easy CL spot.
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Worse....it's your appalling form that's opened the door for the gooners <whistle>

    You truly are a top class bellend HIAG (with far too much time on your hands) <laugh> Fair play you're ****ing funny though <ale>
     
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  7. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    Just popped in to see if some of you were still giving it large whilst we were getting on with important CL business <ok>
     
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  8. Let me get this right.

    What you're saying is, I'm a ****ing funny bellend.

    Correct?
     
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  9. That's right, Little Luke. You keep giving it large, whilst you still can.
    <laugh>
     
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  10. The RDBD

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    "Just popped in to see if some of you were still giving it large whilst we were getting on with important CL business"

    Were you expecting to see Poool 606 tell us what they would have done to Munich in the CL
    over the past 4 seasons ... ??

    Welbeck did his Soldado impression tonight (sadly) .
     
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  11. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    HAIG, that is a classic example of how little you understand what you are actually posting. You start with a categoric statement "this thread is not about 'Pool". You then complete the post talking solely about Liverpool and how the actions of others may (as you dream) effect us. Now that makes you either a deliberate liar of somewhat schizophrenic.

    But I'll just settle for knowing that you are talking out of your arse - "as usual"
     
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  12. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    He's got the pace, the energy, the movement but turns into Bambi when he gets the ball.

    If only we had Suarez <whistle>
     
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  13. The RDBD

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    This article will run forever.
    It wouldn't run for more than a week were it about the supporters of any other club. :D
     
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  14. NSIS

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  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    What?

    Getting completely outplayed at home, hardly getting a kick, conceding an away goal, your star player diving to get a fellow player sent off.

    Yep brilliant Luke.<ok>
     
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  16. KingHotspur

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    Enjoy while you can pal.

    Spurs are a joke this season and still above Utd and u lot will get eliminated in Germany.

    We wasted £100 million on 7 players we've gone from 5th last season to possibly 6th or 7th.

    You lot wasted £70 million on 2 players and now you're 7th in the PL after winning it last year.
     
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  17. It's got to be said that Fellani has been a bigger flop for United than Carroll was for 'Pool.
     
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  18. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers believes their home fortress of Anfield may just give them the edge in the title race.
    (Source: Daily Mail)

    <doh>
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    I hope they don't win the league.
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    'may' being the vital word HIAG.

    He's hardly going to say, we have no chance to win, so we may as well give up. Something Sherwoodie would definitely say. It's called good management - I know good management is a novelty to you HIAG but it's out there...
     
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