BILL SIKES OR SANDRO? ITâS HARD TO TELL!
(with apologies to Oliver Reed - couldn't find his version of the original
from the film of Oliver! [music by Lionel Bart]...
this one seems the best of the rest:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzBrwdY-GA
Strikers tremble when theyâre near him!
Flying wingers always fear him!
When he tackles how we cheer him!
Nobody gets past...
The Beast!
Black beard darkens his appearance!
Full-backs always fear his clearance -
Theyâre reduced to incoherence! -
They canât keep up with...
The Beast!
Midfield in his hand,
Let him see the man who dares
Stop him.
Tracks him all the way -
He can start to say his prayers!
Biceps like an iron girder,
Fit for doing of a murder,
When he plays Iâve always heard a
Shout not a whisper...
(spoken) His name!
The Beeeeeeeeeeeeast!
Strikers tremble etc
(sung) One day, there was Charlie Adam:
He was playing like a madman!
Whereâs his balls? - he knows he had âem -
Now Charlieâs heard of ...
His name!
Saints are ready for the slaughter;
Sandroâs doing what he oughter -
And heâs gonna have to score ter
Help them remember...
The Beast!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
SANDRO!
Prediction: Spurs 1 Southampton 0
Scorers: Sandro
Cheers, Spurf!
(with apologies to Oliver Reed - couldn't find his version of the original
from the film of Oliver! [music by Lionel Bart]...
this one seems the best of the rest:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzBrwdY-GA
Strikers tremble when theyâre near him!
Flying wingers always fear him!
When he tackles how we cheer him!
Nobody gets past...
The Beast!
Black beard darkens his appearance!
Full-backs always fear his clearance -
Theyâre reduced to incoherence! -
They canât keep up with...
The Beast!
Midfield in his hand,
Let him see the man who dares
Stop him.
Tracks him all the way -
He can start to say his prayers!
Biceps like an iron girder,
Fit for doing of a murder,
When he plays Iâve always heard a
Shout not a whisper...
(spoken) His name!
The Beeeeeeeeeeeeast!
Strikers tremble etc
(sung) One day, there was Charlie Adam:
He was playing like a madman!
Whereâs his balls? - he knows he had âem -
Now Charlieâs heard of ...
His name!
Saints are ready for the slaughter;
Sandroâs doing what he oughter -
And heâs gonna have to score ter
Help them remember...
The Beast!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
SANDRO!
Prediction: Spurs 1 Southampton 0
Scorers: Sandro
Cheers, Spurf!


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