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BILL SIKES OR SANDRO? IT’S HARD TO TELL!
(with apologies to Oliver Reed - couldn't find his version of the original
from the film of Oliver! [music by Lionel Bart]...
this one seems the best of the rest:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzBrwdY-GA

Strikers tremble when they’re near him!
Flying wingers always fear him!
When he tackles how we cheer him!
Nobody gets past...
The Beast! :bandit:

Black beard darkens his appearance!
Full-backs always fear his clearance -
They’re reduced to incoherence! -
They can’t keep up with...
The Beast! :bandit:

Midfield in his hand,
Let him see the man who dares
Stop him.
Tracks him all the way -
He can start to say his prayers! :bandit:

Biceps like an iron girder,
Fit for doing of a murder,
When he plays I’ve always heard a
Shout not a whisper...
(spoken) His name!
The Beeeeeeeeeeeeast! :bandit:

Strikers tremble etc

(sung) One day, there was Charlie Adam:
He was playing like a madman!
Where’s his balls? - he knows he had ’em -
Now Charlie’s heard of ...
His name! :bandit:

Saints are ready for the slaughter;
Sandro’s doing what he oughter -
And he’s gonna have to score ter
Help them remember...
The Beast! :bandit:

What is it? What is it? What is it?

SANDRO! :bandit:

Prediction: Spurs 1 Southampton 0
Scorers: Sandro


Cheers, Spurf! <cheers>
 
I don't think we'll lose by more than three, so I'll go for:

southampton 1:2 TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Eriksen, Paulinho.

COYS

Spurf, sorry - I had just received news that one of my oldest friends had passed away and forgot, for a moment, that this is a HOME game for us! Still, I think it is clearly evident that I have tipped US to win 2:1 (for one thing, I hae named TWO scorers)...Still, I just wanted to leave you without confusion BEFORE kick-off.
 
Spurs 2 -1 Southampton

Soldado and Lennon

Cheers Spurf!!